theancientstoryteller

[theancientstoryteller]

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

#why is it so entertaining to just refresh and watch the notes skyrocket on every pukicho post

[theancientstoryteller]

Everybody has always told me that tattoos are bad and I shouldn't get them, but I've put a lot of thought into what I want to get lately, so here are some of them.

I want wings, beautiful, feathery wings, so I can soar and be free. I want birds, flying mid-air. I want jellyfish, delicate, dangerous, and free. I want waves, crashing over my body. I want the moon, hanging over me, always watching. I want the sun, beautiful and kind and warmth-giving. I want the solar system, beautiful and impossible to conquer. I want cultural designs from where I'm from, giving me a sense of my roots and identity. I want the word freedom, so I'll never lose it. I want a spinning wheel, reminding me that I can immortalize myself and others by weaving tales spun in gold, never forgotten. I want the stars, so they're never out of reach again.

#know the only reason stopping me is that I’m broke asf #im so broke someone please help me #I accidentally dropped a twenty off the bridge the other day bc it was rainy #my bank account won’t ever recover stg

[theancientstoryteller]

A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"

The German man says, "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"

The German man says, "No, just visiting."

#this made me laugh a little #but the url we gotta change it my dude #im sending this to my friend from germany oml

[theancientstoryteller]

When your child got possessed, it was a relief. Instead of tantrums and destroying things, now they just stare creepily and levitate while otherwise being very well-behaved. Today, you feel a tap on your shoulder. With tears in their eyes, your little demon begs you to call an exorcist.

#i get that you dont like having a demon honey #but mommy needs some sleep #and your demon friend helps with that #so until you get your act together you ljttle shit #mommy is going to go to bed not having to worry if you took a crap in her shoes #goodnight #this is all satire in case any jobs look at this #completely satire #all jokes #no harm done to any children

[theancientstoryteller]

Everybody has always told me that tattoos are bad and I shouldn't get them, but I've put a lot of thought into what I want to get lately, so here are some of them.

I want wings, beautiful, feathery wings, so I can soar and be free. I want birds, flying mid-air. I want jellyfish, delicate, dangerous, and free. I want waves, crashing over my body. I want the moon, hanging over me, always watching. I want the sun, beautiful and kind and warmth-giving. I want the solar system, beautiful and impossible to conquer. I want cultural designs from where I'm from, giving me a sense of my roots and identity. I want the word freedom, so I'll never lose it. I want a spinning wheel, reminding me that I can immortalize myself and others by weaving tales spun in gold, never forgotten. I want the stars, so they're never out of reach again.

#whoops i got philosophical #tattoos #tattoo #philosophy kinda #astronomy #stories #fantasy #me just being moody lmao