thebitchthatcleansarkham

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

ARE YOU SURE ?? BECAUSE I JUST OPENED SAW THE NEWS AND THW NEWS SAYS "BATMAN KILLS PEOPLE NOW."

Day 94: Anyway I have no regrets

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #I think you've gone off the deep end my guy

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

And here I thought the biggest red flag I'd read today would be the fact that my workplace requirements now includes "use of gas masks is now mandatory"

Day 94: Anyway I have no regrets

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #but Jesus fucking Christ what did you DO Jean-Paul. #I'm not fucking around

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

If your life was to be summed up with 1 ao3 tag what would it be and why?- a/b/o anon

I am fighting for my life bestie a/b/o anon <3

#asks #I'm not a smart man. #YES I couldn't just used a ladder to get some unknowable gunk off from the ceiling #But did I do that ?? no #What did I do. I threw wet sponges at the ceiling until it was gone #it took 20 minutes. #(ooc: I'm so sorry this took 4 days it took too long to find a funny applicable tag 😭)

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hey. So uhh do you wanna come in or ???

I wish I was still whimsical enough to enjoy boops

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

(Art credit to @seths-art-suffers)

I wish I was still whimsical enough to enjoy boops

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #only in gotham #rp blog #I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D *ACTUALLY* SHOW UP ?????

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Huh, I don't see you in my notifications ??

Wait a damn minute.

I wish I was still whimsical enough to enjoy boops

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Exactly, it's no different buddy. Come on now

I wish I was still whimsical enough to enjoy boops

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Don't be a coward and slap someone with your big dumb goddamn paws like a real man

I wish I was still whimsical enough to enjoy boops

#rp blog #interactions #diary of some random gothamite

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Hey twinkatron 5000 (@diary-of-some-random-gothamite) have you heard that people seem to think you're batman's brain in a robot body because the Real batman died from Bane related shit ?

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #rp blog #only in gotham

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

What if YOU wanted to do your job quickly so you can clock out early and pretend it was the correct time but you got assigned the area where the fucking CONDIMENT KING is.

#only in gotham #rp blog #asks #FUCK MY LIFE. I HAVE A NEW LEAST FAVOURITE. #WHY IS THERE MAYONNAISE EVERYWHERE #i hope it's mayonnaise. #ANYWAYS I'M GONNA BE SMELLING KETCHUP UNTIL I DIE. #I SLIPPED ON THE FLOOR (HARD TILES) AND LANDED IN A PUDDLE (OF SAUCE) AND THEN THE PEOPLE WALKING BY (ASSHOLES) STARTED LAUGHING AT ME

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Oh this has LAYERS, immaculate. You're so smart.

Also why did I never think of being a fixer, that's way easier for way less effort than top tier Villainy...

Hey guys if I were to become a villain right here Right now as a cleaner WHAT would my villain name be. Do NOT put "The Cleaner" or some lame shit, I need HONEST SUGGESTIONS for NO PARTICULAR REASON.

#interactions #speedycollectorbluebird

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Well. I can't argue with that.

Live your best alpha life my friend <3

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

To briefly explain abo think… those disproven wolf pack dynamics alpha beta omega theories? Make it gender that’s abo

I think I'm an alpha.

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #I can't believe this #who's gonna tell him (dibs NOT ME.)

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

You WHAT.

On what BASIS.

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

To briefly explain abo think… those disproven wolf pack dynamics alpha beta omega theories? Make it gender that’s abo

I think I'm an alpha.

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #Y'know what. I'm just gonna hope he doesn't google it #Be what you aaaare <33

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Interesting suggestion, I'm adding it to my list 👍

Hey guys if I were to become a villain right here Right now as a cleaner WHAT would my villain name be. Do NOT put "The Cleaner" or some lame shit, I need HONEST SUGGESTIONS for NO PARTICULAR REASON.

#interactions #gotham response #only in gotham #I guess I can get pretty Freaky with it

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

There are some things,,, that you do Not need to know....

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

WHAT HAPPENED TO HI ??? HELLO ??? HOW ARE YOU ???

Anyways, Omega.

#interactions #diary of some random gothamite #rp blog #don't worry your pretty little head about it...

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

Thank you for this, my friends are now mocking me 👍

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

WHAT HAPPENED TO HI ??? HELLO ??? HOW ARE YOU ???

Anyways, Omega.

#asks #this is so fucking funny

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

(That felt unnecessarily ominous, I just like sending strangers anons bc I believe weird anons are like a necessary part of ask rp community’s that I don’t see as often anymore so I’m being the change in the world I guess) -Abo anon

(You're real as fuck for that honestly, keep up the good work. My boyfriend that runs diary of some random gothamite also thinks you're based for this aldbskdnsmfns.

Feel free to drop crazy asks anytime 🫶)

#asks #abo anon #This is great I love this