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thecapitolradar · 1 day
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Tell us who's paying for the snacks and drinks at your protests. Tell us who's bailing you out of jail. Then we'll talk amnesty.
Because we're betting that the money behind all this doesn't come from the Left.
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thecapitolradar · 1 day
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"I'm rubber, you're glue" boy returns with more useless and pointless knowledge.
Donald Trump, in case you have no idea who we're talking about, couldn't lead a country if his life depended on it. He's too busy gratifying his antisocial supporters with poo-poo-level insults of Biden's . . . age, relative to Jimmy Carter, who left office 44 years ago.
Of course, if all you have to do all day is sit on the couch and inject opioids, "Joe Biden is so old . . ." jokes must seem pretty funny. Everyone knows that Trump isn't going to get you a good job or actual healthcare, so you might as well crank up Fox News, right?
Let the insults fly, Trumpistan. You have to get your exercise somehow.
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thecapitolradar · 2 days
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Repubs love guns until Democrats have them.
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thecapitolradar · 3 days
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Some observations:
The dog was over-bred. Who bought it? From whom? An investigation may be in order.
Who spent their Fridays watching NASCAR instead of castrating the dang goat?
A fan of dogs is not the same as the owner of a working dog, nor are they automatically qualified to be.
Amusing to read comments on these issues from club goers and desk jockeys.
Ghostwriters make bad choices. So do Guardian editors.
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thecapitolradar · 3 days
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Hmmmm.
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thecapitolradar · 3 days
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We'll say it again: Forget the ideology, and #followthemoney.
Wondering if there's a link between cancelled commencements and the right-wing-funded fight against DEI programs.
Billionaire and cosmetics fan, Bill Ackman, has funded most of those efforts, just as a reminder.
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thecapitolradar · 5 days
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If you ever want to kill someone who's under intense personal pressure to do anything right, you don't have to bring a gun. All you have to do is hound them to death with psychological abuse.
You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
How Soon Is Now; The Smiths
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thecapitolradar · 6 days
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Previously in these pages, we've documented Barack Obama's unchecked eating disorder. The latest manifestation of it saw us in court, before a judge, commenting on Obama's further exhibitions of sleazy character, even as we have an open case against him.
Barry's latest stunt? Telling a two and a half year old baby boy that he, the baby, was fat. No, not phat -- fat.
If our case can be won or lost on character, Barry's goin' down.
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thecapitolradar · 6 days
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Not criticizing the stand that people are taking; I'm criticizing the show.
I suggest that someone #followthemoney to see who might be putting on this show. #oilandgas
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thecapitolradar · 6 days
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Melania Trump's smile never reaches her eyes. Remember that, and don't be fooled: She does not look on us fondly.
Most importantly, like her husband, who is the sexually-compulsive child of an incestuous liaison between brother and sister, Melania Trump gets her jollies by mainstreaming sleazy language, photos, and activities. The proper name for a large bow at the neckline of a dress or blouse is pussyCAT bow -- pussycat bow without the emphasis. It has never been "pussy bow", and it never will be -- unless you're some kind of pervert.
That Slovenian slattern, Melania, is off her meds again. Her slobbering acolyte and writer of the above article, Rachel Tashjian, seems to be in need of some Thorazine as well.
Will my comments upset some folks? I really don't care do u?
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Above: Malaria Trump climbs into a vehicle at the conclusion of her visit to a refugee camp in McAllen, Texas, October, 2018.
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thecapitolradar · 8 days
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Pitiful yet astonishing how many leaders in Washington -- at the highest level -- use these behaviors as weapons against those who won't fall in line.
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thecapitolradar · 11 days
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You will also have earned a life without people who trust you enough to LET you open up.
When people can't trust you, you end up leading the loneliest life possible. If you've broken trust, you've broken everything.
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thecapitolradar · 17 days
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When your broker tells you e.l.f. cosmetics are made in China.
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thecapitolradar · 19 days
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Where they heartily approve this sort of filth.
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thecapitolradar · 19 days
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Who cares what Trump meant by "bloodbath"? The only thing that matters is how his disciples will take it.
This is our second warning to the Trump campaign and its supporters: The Second Amendment and Stand Your Ground laws app!y to EVERYONE who isn't voting for Trump, and everyone who isn't voting at all. You want a bloodbath? We'll be here. With our registered guns and our unregulated, high-capacity magazines.
See you soon. 💥💥💥💥💥
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thecapitolradar · 20 days
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Sane, sensible, and welcome pushback from some of Arizona's most hard-line Republicans on the AZ Supreme Court's prehistoric rollback of abortion rights.
We don't agree on much else, but we are proud of you, and we stand with you. We know how much courage it takes to stand up to the theocrats.
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thecapitolradar · 20 days
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Maybe they should outlaw penicillin, refrigeration, and general anesthesia, too.
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