thehumancaptchatest

[thehumancaptchatest]

It would not be the first time.

I think we should summon a collective will to live I think that would be nice

I can work with that actually

[thehumancaptchatest]

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Your hieroglyphics have been considered, thank you ever so much.

#Popcorn yes. #Toffee no. #See you soon.

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Your hieroglyphics have been considered, thank you ever so much.

#Do I need a translator? #You're busy what are you doing online. #Asks.

[thehumancaptchatest]

Christmas for Windows - tiled wallpapers

#Merry Christmas to those celebrating today.

[thehumancaptchatest]

#Hannah Montana. Makes sense.

[thehumancaptchatest]

I was back there, last night. The moment I died. Except it didn't end how it did. It wasn't instant. Everything burned. I couldn't even scream.

#Careful now.

[thehumancaptchatest]

#Reblogs.

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Yes. The more you learn, the more mistakes and needs for improvement you notice. What follows is finding several hundred ways to correct each issue, each correction needing it's own corrections. It continues until what you have made, the altercations, the programs, and machinery are so far removed from where you began that it can only be vaguely linked back. And only linked back by your own documentation of what went on to start what.

A fun thing about computer skills is that as you have more of them, the number of computer problems you have doesn't go down.

This is because as a beginner, you have troubles because you don't have much knowledge.

But then you learn a bunch more, and now you've got the skills to do a bunch of stuff, so you run into a lot of problems because you're doing so much stuff, and only an expert could figure them out.

But then one day you are an expert. You can reprogram everything and build new hardware! You understand all the various layers of tech!

And your problems are now legendary. You are trying things no one else has ever tried. You Google them and get zero results, or at best one forum post from 1997. You discover bugs in the silicon of obscure processors. You crash your compiler. Your software gets cited in academic papers because you accidently discovered a new mathematical proof while trying to remote control a vibrator. You can't use the wifi on your main laptop because you wrote your own uefi implementation and Intel has a bug in their firmware that they haven't fixed yet, no matter how much you email them. You post on mastodon about your technical issue and the most common replies are names of psychiatric medications. You have written your own OS but there arent many programs for it because no one else understands how they have to write apps as a small federation of coroutine-based microservices. You ask for help and get Pagliacci'd, constantly.

But this is the natural of computer skills: as you know more, your problems don't get easier, they just get weirder.

#Apologies. Late reply. #I appreciate your interactions Lils.

[thehumancaptchatest]

dell.com Home & Home Office - December 2002

[thehumancaptchatest]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

#It is appreciated Lils.

[thehumancaptchatest]

@commissionsdarian

Here's a bunch of anti memes (the best type of memes)

[thehumancaptchatest]

The ability to completely stop time except for select people. It is strange.

#I would comment on the disturbing nature of our world being altered around us without our knowing. #However that will always be a given. #As well as something undeserving of comment from someone participating. #RP #oc

[thehumancaptchatest]

hiii

could you please make a stimboard with the overall theme of retro / old computers (keyboard, CRT monitor, old graphics etc.), maybeee following a colour scheme if you can? I would really appreciate that :3

have a great day!

Retro/old computer stimboard following a blue/gray color scheme for @sqrtminus1

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[thehumancaptchatest]

Du hast nichts anderes getan, als an meiner seite zu stehen, du meinst mehr, als ich jemals sagen könnte. Und Sie brauchen kein tiktok, um zu verstehen, dass Sie eines der erstaunlichsten dinge in meinem leben sind

Und Sie haben eine solche Behandlung nur verdient.

@commissionsdarian Tea?

#Not much point in anonymous if you are: #A) Speaking German. #B) Sending in an ask at all. #But yes sure anonymous asker it is. #Asks.

[thehumancaptchatest]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJXWTbAW/

Why does Alir get the nice one.

#This is. #Not. #Funny. #Asks. #RP #oc

[thehumancaptchatest]

Every person you see with brown hair and glasses is not me.

https://twitter.com/Wes_fall/status/1678032620540555264?s=20

This guy looks like you

The one with glasses and brown hair??

#Why must I be a victim of identity fraud again. #RP #oc

[thehumancaptchatest]

Getting some food, what you want?

One of those square pizza slices from that one bakery. Alir says they want a jelly doughnut. Thank you.

#I believe we have had enough coffee to sustain us for a while. #Do not get more. #Asks. #RP #oc