got both vertigo and tinnitus at the club Double whammy. I stood completely still in the center of the room
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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.
My Dash:
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A Beacon of Bright Stars
I want to say a thousand things
with a gesture,
a small offering
of affection, a beacon
of bright stars—
what if we make new constellations?
Arrange spaces for each other,
slowly, with the unhurried
curiosity of recognition, like calling to like,
holy in the only way
that matters.
What if there is magick
to be found here,
between us? Hearts heavy
with the past still sing,
still dance, still
know how to revel
in wonder, a frisson
of want
stark as a bright moon,
new as each day—
this is a bargain before you,
not a crossroads
but a gift, a reminder that yes
can be an adventure,
that mouths are meant
for meeting,
that hands are meant
for holding,
that layer by layer
let this distance
come apart—
I am here, a wild thing,
looking for a reason.
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my 2 year old received a toy firetruck this weekend, and now he keeps crashing it into things, letting it fall from various heights, and having it land on its side - which makes me think he's been influenced to believe that fire departments crash trucks on average 5 times a year. how do I explain this is actually statistical error? average firetruck crashes 0 times per year. 9-1-1 Georg who lives in LA and crashes 3000 trucks per day is an outlier and should not have be counted
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there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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lmao I know it’s hot but firefighters can’t have beards, it interferes with the seal of their masks
right but like.
(an incomplete list of) things 911 will suspend their disbelief for:
- chimney had a rebar go through his literal actual brain and then was back at work one month later
- buck had an emergency tracheotomy done with a steak knife and a pen in the middle of a restaurant
- a tsunami. hello.
- an entire fucking bus that flew into the side of a building TWENTY STORIES UP
- chimney died. twice. in the same night.
- buck got struck by lightning, fell off a ladder, dangled limply by a rope, didn’t break a single bone somehow, was quite literally dead for more than three minutes, and then was ?? fine ?? and back to work ??
- NONE OF THEM HAVE ANY FUCKING SCARS ???????
- sure yeah let’s take an lafd chopper to mexico. of course.
- it’s never hotter than 70° in LA and everyone can comfortably wear pants and light jackets every day year round. in. southern california.
- they all still have their jobs somehow
- they’re all still alive somehow
things 911 will not suspend disbelief for:
- stubble
i hate it here
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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
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the kind of person who would roll up into someone's inbox to be like "(insert supernatural or religious belief) isn't real" are exactly the same breed as the kind of christian who thinks non-christians (however they define that) somehow Just Haven't Heard Of Jesus and if you told either of them this they would become so angry as to physically burst into flames
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Hey, Tommy. Hey, 📣🔊🗣BUCK🗣🔊📣 (said loud enough to break the sound barrier)
NOT EDDIE CRASHING THEIR DATE NEXT EP LMAOOOO
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Happy 10th Anniversary To The Superior MCU Movie
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