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Lucifer just puts his hands on his hips unfazed by the other , looking slightly annoyed, true the other Has made some legal distinctions between his park and that knock off — still he was a copy cat !

Then again imitation was the highest form of flattery and when Mammon had pinched his cheek he couldn’t keep a straight face and started to laugh, slapping at his hand, “you are such a cunt you know that “ he grinned .

“Sorry I haven’t been around often been busy with stuff ..” like trying not to go insane or jump off the balcony .. again.

“And you must love getting your ass handed to you in court all day~ how is that cheap knock off doing ? Still on fire ?”

He leers at the other, eye twitching slightly, ah mammon he had been meaning to pay him a visit eventually .

#ofgain•Mammon #v; hotel life #// aww he can’t stay mad forever lol that’s still his buddy

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Hmm. Lucifer's asleep. Whatever is a bored and affectionate James to do? Perhaps... biting is in order. Just to wake him up. (I absolutely believe they just show up to each other's palaces whenever they want lol)

Lucifer was happily knocked out in his bed unaware his boyfriend was about to wake him up.

He was startled suddenly by the feeling of teeth in his flesh and snarled loudly transforming into a large snake to wrap his coils tightly around the intruder —- “JAMES ?!”

#sry had a very long day today #you scared him

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“And you must love getting your ass handed to you in court all day~ how is that cheap knock off doing ? Still on fire ?”

He leers at the other, eye twitching slightly, ah mammon he had been meaning to pay him a visit eventually .

"Oh yes, Lucifer is definitely a muppet if he likes having a hand up his ass all day. I mean he is small enough for that to happen. Which of us wants to volunteer?"

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#HAHAHAAH #xD #{dash commentary} #{ dash crack}

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Are you a man? Or are you a Muppet?

“Even better Im a fucking King !”

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“Mmhm mooo—- meefs mon met mired..” came a sleepy muffled reply as he let himself be taken to the couch, barely hanging on by his fangs . He was indeed very very tired.

It’s still chews day so a very tired and very overworked king comes up behind his stag and sleepily bites at his arm. “Nom~”

It's barely a bite, but it's enough to get Alastor's attention. He could see his poor King doing his best to honor the day, but there's barely enough bite in him to pierce his skin. "I think it's time for bed my dear. You look like you had a long day." He lift his arm with Lucifer hanging on it. Alastor leads him to the couch so he could plop him into his lap. "I appreciate the effort though."

#he said nooo kings don’t get tired #<3 #we both had a long day lol

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<3

#the way this is both of them tho at any given time #radioapple #eee #hehehe

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<3

Lucifer let out a laugh , “I can feel you you know , you can’t lie to me~ I’m the father of lies—“ he was cut off by a hand gripping his chin, his eyes flashed red for a second before a satisfied hiss left his lips .

“Of course Adam~ who else would I tell?” He smirked, his forked tongue coming out to taste the charged air between them. “I’m all yours~”

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Red and yellow eyes took in the state of the man below him and his grin turned into a smirk , noticing how tight the other was holding onto the chair . “Come on Adam… let’s have a little fun..it’s just you and me~ “ he rolled his hips forward and gasped into his ear , forked tongue licking against his skin. Will he remember this when he’s sober ? Maybe .

“ fuck me yourself you coward~”’he chuckled .

#n.sfw.// #<3 #// sry for the wait

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♢

RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!

#<3 <3

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Lucifer glanced at the other a bit worriedly , sensing he was tense about something but wasn’t sure how to ask. He let it be as the servants came in as well as his daughter who gave him a look when she saw Cain, but Lucifer gave her a reassuring smile and motioned for her to sit down next to him.

“Your welcome Cain, figured you could use a home cooked meal once in a while .. and I did want to catch up with you.. see how you were doing ?” He was trying , he wasn’t the best at this but he was hoping to be able to patch somethings up between them.

Lucifer could see he was trying and it was greatly appreciated , he Gave the flower to one of his staff and led him down the grand hallway to the large dining room , all decorated in red and white with apples and snake motifs everywhere as well as a bit of circus whimsy .

The palace was very much .. Lucifer style his love of the circus and ducks evident by the Decor.

“Come sit .. Charlie is just washing up. “ he told him , sitting at the head of a very large and black marble stone table adorned with a red silk table cloth and several golden plates and wine glasses next to them .

#npc-ing Charlie as background character cause uh ya lol #but yee family dinner whoo #he’s trying to be cool dad #.the first murderer (cain)

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"Actually, shocker, I am busy."

“What need to get your radio frequencies checked ?” He smirked chuckling to himself for that little joke . “.. come on I thought being a hotel host was your big job ?”

#hiii <3

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“.. won’t hades think I’m copying him and get angry ? I have very little friends amongst the other deities I really would like to keep the few that I have ..” he sighed .

“Uh I have it’s mainly dark forest and grasslands and few beasts and harpies .. I was thinking of making a second home up there … “ he mused.

“.. hmm that might be a good idea if heaven doesn’t raise a fuss about me creating something so close to their portal “

"Why exactly are sinners not allowed outside of the Pride Ring?" He asked Lucifer studying the map of Hell's seven rings. His brows creased slightly in the middle as he thought hard on it.

"Wouldn't that cause crowding issues? Or..can they live outside of the rings. But prefer not to?"

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#:3

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Muppets are cool, though. They were in movies with Michael Caine and Tim Curry. The Tim Curry one had the first death in a Muppet Movie EVER!

“So I am cool then! “

#he’s such a muppet

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I don’t know if I’ve ever said this on here guys, but 

I AM SO FUCKING GAME FOR USING THE SAME PLOT WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS. 

someone messaged me this morning after I sent them a message late last night about a plot on their wishlist, saying that we couldn’t play it out because “somebody messaged me about it first”. I find that VERY rude, just because there are SO MANY WAYS you can go about a plot!! It doesn’t matter if you have the same plot with two people or twenty people BECAUSE there are so many angles you can play it at!! 

So I just thought I’d throw this out there, that if you see a plot on my wishlist FUCKIN MESSAGE ME. I literally do not care if I’m playing out the same plot with one person or ten people. Throw the fuckin plot at me guys. I want that plot from different angles. I do not care how many people I’m doing it with. THROW IT AT ME. 

this has been a psa. 

#psa #THIS PLZ :3 #I don’t mind this at all!

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Ok he knows .. he Knowwwsss he hasn’t been out and about in a while — seven years—but surely that’s not enough time fade from memory right ??? He could feel that surge of anger rise within him.. oh the urge to cover this guy in hellfire and watch with glee as the costume melts into his skin and he screams in utter pain before collecting his soul to eat as a snack—- oh hold on half off a hat that was good right ?… he wasn’t sure he had so much money it truly ment nothing to him.

“You know… I’ll take a hat they are cute..and it count as a offering to your King~ however instead of taking the hat half off .. I think that deal would fit you better instead ~”

he Snapped his fingers and his staff appeared in his hand , he stamped it on the ground and a hole opened up under the mascot closing around his waist and chopping it in half , his lower half appearing upside down stuck in the ground next to him.

“Thanks for the Hat~ “ he grabbed three of them from the stand the now screaming , poor mascot had been next to .

@voodoodaaddy

@letsstaytuned

LU-LU -LAND- FOLLIES~

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Lucifer was having a rather strange dream .. he was flying over pride ring , looking past it down to all the rings below, the wind against his scales warm and breezy when a shadow somehow kept following him , nipping at his tail and clinging to him he didn’t like it at all.. every time it touched him he felt heavier and heavier .. and kept loosing height, he was going to crash into the wastelands!!—- he jolted awake to the smell of .. pancakes ?

His stomach made a loud gurgling noise — he was hungry and still a bit sleepy from the dream. What day was it again? He grumbled and tried to cover his head with the pillow .

He didn’t look it but he could feel the added weight from the baby slowly forming inside him. Well the egg at least . He was going to have to tell Charlie soon.. no not soon today .. he would man up and tell her today .

Oh he hoped she didn’t hate him for this . He wasn’t sure if he could bare being the reason she was upset … again. Like he always seems to do.

He felt a few tears slide down his face as he thought about his relationship with his daughter . He really fucked that up… oh Hell.. what if he messed up again with this new baby . What if Charlie and the baby hated eachother … what if they ended up like him and his brother . They weren’t made from stars so maybe they wouldn’t need to kill eachother like Him and Michale .

Maybe . He felt like such a failure— he was crying now first thing in the morning .. greaaaat .

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@letsstaytuned

#I feel your pain Lucifer I do lmao #but hey half off a hat !! #xD #and half off a mascot lol

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god you're so fucked up lets make out

#THEM! #Appleradio #<3 #our babies

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“He is not me! HE IS NOT ME! “ he snarled , “I’m not jealous of myself cause that little monstrosity isn’t me! At all.. he’s just a failed clone .. a failed replacement .. just a way for my father to punish me more he already took my sight—“ he stopped his rant not meaning to say that last part out loud .

“He just he sucks ..”

Yes eat my cheap replacement twin , all he’s doing is stealing my family .

"Wow that's rather savage of you your majesty. Do a smell a hint of jealousy? I mean, he is rather adorable, I'm sure your family loves cute innocent things."

#heheh #it is and it’s full of angst too :3

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Lucifer hated being the reason Alastor couldn’t be himself .. he was the giver of free will.. the very act of being who you want to be was engrained into him, and the thought of being the reason why someone couldn’t do something didn’t sit right with him. — even if it was for a good reason .

Roo .. the root of all evil.. she was possibly the same age or older then his father .. something stronger than him and yet something that couldn’t exist without him. Ever since they met at the edge of the garden ; their like minds calling to one another .. as she put it as he had come to believe and to accept ; she has infected everything about him. Living inside him both of them feeding off eachother .. like parasites .

His fault for falling for her for trusting her .. like everything down here .. his fault .

“I hate that you have to hide yourself from us .. “ but if it was for Lilith’s benefit too then he wouldn’t argue with him on it . “But that might be for the best .. i have noticed she’s been a lot more active then usual lately .. feeding off of us a lot more “ he sighed.

“   You can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn’t change its nature. ”

“And I would never ask for you to change anything about yourself .. I fell in love with all of your Alastor even the monstrous part of you “

#polyverse #royal stag #<3