themostwantedphighter

[themostwantedphighter]

(OOC: this is accurate and I love both variants lol)

Some Anons: deep lore dump

Others: Cracked people/menaces

// ooc it do be like that

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[themostwantedphighter]

(OOC: so I randomly had the idea to compare my height against Scythe's using a height comparison generator website and... lol)

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[themostwantedphighter]

(OOC: I've never done it myself but I know how much of a meme it is lol)

Fun, wasn't it? As someone who is Currently Going Through It, I would just like to remind you that you cannot escape-

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[Run, Scythey.]

"Not this phuckin' thing-"

(OOC: 😭😭😭)

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[themostwantedphighter]

(OOC: THE PICTURE KEEPS SENDING ME 😭)

medkit > subspace

do you agree?

... I AM FORBIDDEN TO MAKE A STANCE ON THIS QUESTION.

ALSO, WHAT THE PHUCK IS THAT IMAGE.

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[themostwantedphighter]

"I would like my owl back, Scythe."

Katana, from the @hypertana-posts account

"Ya can come over and get yer bird, and I won't do nothin' to ya while yer here. Promise ya that."

(OOC: to whoever owl anon is, you can redirect asks to @hypertana-posts after this lol)

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[themostwantedphighter]

I forget that you're actually like 40-something... damn you're old. What was it like walking with dinosaurs?

"Wh- I ain't that old! What d'ya mean, 'walking with dinosours'??"

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[themostwantedphighter]

*The owl flies from a nearby shelf to sit on Scythe's hat, resting gently between her horns.*

*she's already managed to get the rattlesnake off of her hat and find a space for it to hang out by now, so she just lets that happen*

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[themostwantedphighter]

Fun, wasn't it? As someone who is Currently Going Through It, I would just like to remind you that you cannot escape-

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[Run, Scythey.]

"Not this phuckin' thing-"

(OOC: 😭😭😭)

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[themostwantedphighter]

*disheveled*

Don't give the hammer caffeine

*DRAGGED INTO THE PITS OF HELL*

"...what the phu-"

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[themostwantedphighter]

(OOC: just got out from doing my biology final, my neck died from me hunching over while writing lol)

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[themostwantedphighter]

Hey Scythe, did you ever have a proper education, like elementary school or high school or anything?

“Yup. Wasn’t exactly the easiest thing though sometimes.”

(OOC: why does this make me want to project how terrible I was at a lot of things in math from 7th to 12th grade lol

literally the only math class I didn’t struggle with at any point during that time period was 9th grade geometry, so I had trouble in:

Pre-Algebra (7th grade)

Algebra 1 (8th grade)

Algebra 2 (10th grade)

Pre-Calculus (11th grade)

Calculus (12th grade)

)

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[themostwantedphighter]

“Alrighty, I think I got lucky with the three cats that are stickin’ here. All of ‘em are pretty friendly, so I ain’t gotta worry ‘bout gettin’ hissed at or scratched again. Might see how introducin’ Stems to ‘em goes soon.”

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[themostwantedphighter]

*Shakes around jar of teeth like a maraca, approaching you with a menacing aura*

“What the phuck?”

*is very confused*

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[themostwantedphighter]

The wildest thing happened…

I was walking around Crossroads at 60mph while my dog was walking my other dog. Suddenly it started raining, and I was stunned on the dry pavement. I rushed home while crashing into people on an empty street, I entered home at my backyard and saw Broker on my bed. He put his hand on my shoulder to my cranium and said, “Your mom-“

That’s why I stopped hitting the griddy at the cat cafe. Be sure to remind your kindness.

“What? Are ya tryin’ to describe a fever dream or somethin’?”

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[themostwantedphighter]

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“…what sort of ad is this? This’s weirder than some insurance commercials I’ve seen.”

(OOC: another jab at something real, this time it’s poking fun at how insurance commercials (at least here in the US) are absolutely ridiculous lol)

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[themostwantedphighter]

(OOC: PFP change jumpscare hdhshds

btw, Michael (@/cloovrd) said in one comment on Twitter that people can use his art for PFPs without needing to ask him first (unless it's stated otherwise))

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[themostwantedphighter]

"S'pose that makes it understandable, then."

"Still wonderin' what I should do 'bout all the stray cats here... they're just all over the place. Some of 'em act pretty feral and keep hissin' at me, so I've had to keep Stems away from those ones."

(OOC: I can't tell how many asks I've gotten where people just made random cats appear, all I remember is that there were a lot lol)

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