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IG : @emperorofmischief

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that'll stop 'em

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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@thenamesbabe-crybabe - “Wow guys Val kilmer is excatly six feet tall”

@thethingaboutnapkinman - “Two feet taller than Tom Cruise!”

#get fricked tom cruise #we're watching top gun maverick #again

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

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"YOU CANT BUZZ IN NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER THIS ISNT FUCKING UM ACTUALLY" Siobhan says, standing next to two um actually hosts

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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Congrats to Mike Trapp for getting a good grade in the time loop, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

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This is all I have to say about the wenis:

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your honor my client should be at the club

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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my piece for the top gun endless summer exchange :) the prompt was maverick, the daggers, and karaoke!

for @starrybouquet, ily! hope u enjoy!

#top gun maverick #top gun #other people’s art

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Waiting for the day a normal episode of um actually starts, but after the introductions Sam walks in and goes "um actually, this is a game changer" and the walls fall down and its suddenly a game changer designed specifically to fuck with Mike Trapp.

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Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

#hehehehe

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something that i think is really funny about matt murdock is how obvious it is that he's daredevil, but since he's blind, no one suspects him. if he wasn't blind everyone would know by now. it's right in your face. even karen has her suspicions about matt but foggy claims matt is an alcoholic or something and karen goes along with it, because what else would it be? the blind attorney she works with is also the devil of hell's kitchen? that's bogus.

#matt murdock #netflix daredevil

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as someone who studies at home a lot and who has a housemate who will start playing the guitar at random moments i would like us all to stop romanticising Will playing the mandola randomly at the cabin. alyss has things to do and us work from home girlies are tired of it.

#rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice