therealmnemo

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what if unicorn cowboy

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[therealmnemo]

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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[therealmnemo]

#i don't have to deal with autocorrect on a keyboard #and actual buttons mean less tactical errors

[therealmnemo]

DA2 Group AUs I need rn:

Ocean's Eleven (Hawke's Nine?)

The Hangover (The Hawkeover)

Dodgeball ("we have to save the hanged man")

Fast & Furious (buying their way in with stolen lyrium)

just gimme the full crew

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[therealmnemo]

"youre a gullible idiot because you get your news from social media" - person who gets their news from publications that supported the iraq war based on fabribated evidence

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#do i need to remind you #of the horrific shit that started under Obama #to “curb terrorism” #but jusy flat out denied rights for us citizens too #yeah #dems wanna fund the cops too #because while “both parties arent the same” they are the actually the same in the ways that are meant to control you for capital #they give just enough idpol face to cover the things are fucking bad

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Suzanne Collins gripping my face with her hands: listen listen the first step to evil is dehumanisation, always, the second you start to see people as less than people no matter what they've done to you that's when you start heading down a path of selfish destruction and violence

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

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AU where Justice reaches out and cures Karl in the Chantry and because he hasn’t been Tranquil long, he doesn’t have a wild emotional breakdown but he DOES have intense fucking anger and turns on the Templars in the room with rage and they all spontaneously combust. Karl suffers from the side effect of having not magic, but powers that are bestowed upon Seekers by spirits. He can set lyrium in the blood on fire. After trial and error of “what the fuck has happened”, the Kirkwall crew marches on the Gallows and sets every bastard that attacks them on fire and frees the mages, arrests the Grand Cleric and half the Mothers, cures all the Tranquil, and then takes a combined force of mages, former Templars, and former Tranquil with a variety of Seeker powers and marches on every fucking Circle in Thedas.

#pokes the au with a stick #pushes it at the feet of kanders lovers #hoping it burrows in and someone does the thing #please

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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rip dr house you would have loved to say ‘because of woke’ 😢💔

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.