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if i ever say something not cool it wasn't actually me it was the demon who possesses me on occasion i'm actually really cool don't shoot the messenger guys

#shitpost #as if i would ever say something not cool

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i'm not speaking for business or pleasure, i'm speaking because i am Bored

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

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i love my gf

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I LOVE IT SM WHAT

LITERALLY SENDING THIS TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS RN

i just want to remind everyone about this tamagotchi picrew i made and please make one it would make me so happy

#LITERALLY O B S E S S E D WITH THIS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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*fboy face*

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life really is like. you wake up. you go insane. you go to sleep. rinse & repeat.

#except an alarming lack of sleep

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my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

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i have an alien complex

#cryptic complex #who needs a god complex when you can have a bigfoot complex

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date ideas

garlic bread

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listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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My Gf… Is A Cup

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goodnight to all you tumblees

its 2:43 am

#goodnight

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i don't even have to transition to be into your mom

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watch me.

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t drink a horse

#shitpost #cursed

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Think Herobrine pops up in 1.18 worlds, starts his lil tunneling thing and just fucking falls headfirst into a cave

#this is the future liberals want /j #back in my day we had bland ass caves and we *liked it*

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Factoid: Most mice that exist are me

Factoid: Most mice that exist are eaten by me 

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"wait which one is that" (in reference to a person)

90% of conversations with me