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having your phone on do not disturb is one of life’s simpler pleasures

#discovering this recently #i hate that my parents were right about child blocks and screen time

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There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave

#and i will be going there every time

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band shart

#the coolest girl on the block #bg3 #art

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Oh my god!!???

#not the cock monologue...

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#me defending my necromancer dnd pcs always

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

#LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

#so you're telling me i'm *not* gonna get tied up? get out of here

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“5 amazon products you NEED” “pov: you bought a straw that ✨prevents wrinkles✨ (link in bio!)” “how i stay skinny as a working mom of 3 [straight up eating disorder behavior]” “refill my emotional support stanley cup with me” “POV: you’re a 23 year old tradwife boy mom😍” “i spent 2,800 dollars on a top! let’s style it!” “does anyone else’s husband do this😂😂😂 [the most insane example of weaponized incompetence anyone has ever seen]” What the fuck are you people talking about😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

#i love when my brain turns into worms after watching too many instagram reels

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#omgggg #nothing brings me more joy than ppl clowning this lyric

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– Audrey Hepburn

#yeah felt and it's disgusting #quotes

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

#will i get crucified if i say that every single lyric that i've seen posted to twitter looked like a parody?

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#what do you mean it's been 12 years since then #crazy #fun celebrations for my bday continue

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This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

#mine has been the garden of death by hugo simberg for ages #i don't think ill change it soon i love my tiny friendly skeletons

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🗡️

(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

#happy ides of march aka my bday <3

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Whiterun's open plains make great wallpapers 👍I can only image how crisp the fresh air must be there

#delicious #i just dreamt about skyrim and that felt like a call from home #skyrim

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'passion', robert wun | spring 2024

#cuntttt

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Curiosa (2019) // dir. Lou Jeunet

#this could heal me on god