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"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

#👏👏👏 #honestlyyyyy #taylor swift

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FLORIDA!!!

#EXACTLY #taylor and florence forever

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Reblog and put in the tags what your type is, without using physical descriptions.

#hypercompetent smartass #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

#hahahahahaha #tumblr things

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OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

#wow wow wow #tumblr things #april fool's day

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

#iconic #heritage post #tumblr things

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put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

#first was probably tobymac (iykyk) #last was griff (this weekend!) #next is kawala #and favourite is a tie between hozier and harry styles

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PARKS AND RECREATION 2.21 94 Meetings

#parks and rec #a top tier episode

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wait bc im so fascinated by the results of that poll

#me and trains are BFFS #trains are the best thing to happen to humanity

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for bonus points tell me in the tags who would play who and who the human characters would be

#the answer is the phantom of the opera and the only human character is the phantom #obviously #the muppets

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

#HAHAHAHAHAHA #happy easter #exvangelical tag

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

#STAHPPPPP #exvangelical tag

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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

#😂😂😂😂 #happy easter #exvangelical tag

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Easter as a formerly religious person is such a trip bc it’s a yearly reminder how very religious some of your friends are and how that also used to be you in what feels like a different lifetime 😒

#christiniaty didn’t give me much but it did give me some religious trauma a slightly blasphemous sense of humor and weird ass references #exvangelical tag

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

#tis the season!!! #exvangelical tag #a Classic ™

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you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

#ASDFGHJKL

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pulling this one out for the tumblr people

#YUP #beware the ides of march