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marina the octopus

she ruined my pearlina run

i'm about to beat the shit out of marina.

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my mom asked me if I had a bunch of friends sending me eclipse pictures and I didn't know how to tell her they were the slenderheads

#the splatterman #slenderfriend obtained

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ah, yes

i'm quite the phenomenon

YOU TOO? WAAAAAA

is this about the pearl photo

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i'm about to beat the shit out of marina.

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what's even going on

is it with the sardinium

YOU TOO? WAAAAAA

is this about the pearl photo

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YOU TOO? WAAAAAA

is this about the pearl photo

#the splatterman #ask

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HELP ME COD

GOOD CRUST HELP ME COD

#danger: all lights #the splatterman #splatoon 3 #side order

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favorite deep cut splatfest art or just official art in general :] ?

This one for sure

#what's going on between big man and little buddy #the splatterman #splatoon 3 #splatfest

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MY DUMBASS

HER HANDS ARE IN HER POCKETS

oh nintendo.

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oh nintendo.

#the splatterman #splatoon 3 #pearl houzuki #armless pearl

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happy birthday, me

#sweet seventeen #birthday art #art #scrawnz #the splatterman #sardinium found

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no, nonono, you've got it all mixed up:

i'm a turf war enthusiast.

those troglodytes over yonder are TERF war enthusiasts.

we were never the same.

#the splatterman #controversial joke #fuck TERFS #all my splat homies hate TERFS #freedom is the right of all sentient beings #all lgbtq+ squidkids are welcome here #you are loved

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YOU WUINED EVERYTHING

#the splatterman #well tough shit smollusk. #splatoon 3 #splatoon side order #smollusk

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First run ended on the 23rd floor--much further than I thought would go right out of the tutorial!

#the splatterman #that's pretty good! #i suggest some more range power and speed chips #along with some ink saver mains and homing shots #luck tokens (the green ones) are REALLY helpful! #agent 4's pallete is pretty good with climbing the tower #although i did complete it for splatana haha #i feel with the enough hacks as well that you can power through the tower #i believe in you! #good luck!

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dude

#the splatterman #is this considered crust yaoi? #splatoon 3 #splatoon shopkeepers

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moving this over to this blog. commissions are still open by the way!

Battle your way into Tableturf with your VERY OWN TABLETURF CARD!

Commissions are OPEN!

Make your OC into your very own card through FREE commissions!

REQUIREMENTS:

Name

OC Photo (+ Inkling/Octoling Form [For Unsplatoonified/Non-Aquatic OCs])

Card Rarity (Common, Rare, Fresh)

Attack Pattern

Number of Spaces [NOTE: I may have to adjust the spaces in order to make the pattern.]

Special Attack Cost (1-5)

OPTIONAL:

Sleeve Pattern

Weapon

CARD LAYOUT OPTIONS:

Sketch (Paper), Lined (Paper), Lined + Colored (Paper)

Sketch (Digital), Lined (Digital), Lined + Colored (Digital)

Watermark of Creator (Me!)

"Holographic" Pattern

DIGITAL ONLY: Transparent/Colored Background

DRAWINGS ON PAPER WILL BE PUT OUT BETWEEN 8AM (EDT) AND 10PM (EDT) ON WEEKDAYS

DRAWINGS ON DIGITAL WILL BE PUT OUT BETWEEN 4PM (EDT) AND 10PM (EDT) ON WEEKDAYS

DRAWINGS ON PAPER WILL BE PUT OUT BETWEEN 7AM (EDT) AND 12AM (EDT) ON WEEKENDS

DRAWINGS ON DIGITAL WILL BE PUT OUT BETWEEN 7AM (EDT) AND 12AM (EDT) ON WEEKENDS

#the splatterman #splatoon 3 #tableturf #commission

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splatoon slenderman gimmick account where they comment on posts with "collect my sunken scrolls"

#close