me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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one cool thing about catholicism is they don't actually check if youre catholic when u go to mass you can just get on your knees and have a priest put christs body in your mouth with NO verification to make sure youre not just some kind of pervert.
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POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here
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final exam season i’m so tired that blinking hurts
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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?
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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother
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his ass is NOT getting away from the sound of the woman that loved him 😂
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Book club paintings vol. 1 ♡ The Love Letter (1911) by George Lawrence Bulleid and Miss Auras, The Red Book (1907) by John Lavery
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"Your vision is flawed."
"I see the Padawan needs one last lesson."
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Help! (1964)
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Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim
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