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whenever there is weakness of the flesh it’s like um okay so replace it with the purity of the machine then?
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gonna try to get some tasks done today
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i love to be soo unaware of the horrors (whatevers on tiktok)
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photography game about taking photos of Cryptids, Yokai and other mythical creatures
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one reason, among others, that I broke up with my bf
me: I'm sick of you always telling me I'm wrong just because we have different perspectives. a recent example is you keep saying I ask the wrong questions.
him: I didn't say that you ask the wrong questions. I said you don't ask the right questions.
me, fuming: I don't ask the right questions?! if I don't ask the right questions, what kind of questions am I asking?
him: ...
me: give me an adjective
him: ...
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other people, intellectuals: *some drollery about cats, so independent and aloof*
my cats: Mother, did you see me? I did a thing, were you watching? Come into the garden, Mother, for the sun shines brighter on the grass when you are there. Mother, if I don’t crack open your chest and sleep nestled inside your ribs tonight I might literally die. Mother. Mother. Did you see me, Mother?
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*on a date* so. um. i don't watch tv. seen anything weird in your dreams lately?
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who’s… a good… boy…
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On a day such as this, let us not forget scripture: 
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obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day
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experiment: called my bf a catboy during sex when he was about to cum
results: he went soft and looked so disappointed
He wasn't the only one.
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not feeling very much like a bad bitch today
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if you dislike your art that much why do you keep making it?
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hope this helps
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Anyone want some shifty Hot Dogs in the tampon dispenser? Found in Brass Armadillo, Grain Valley MO.
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he usurps all of my free time, absolute brain rot with this pink fiend
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my body is a group project and no one is doing their part correctly
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