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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#fave

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Rare wubbox has a missile launcher 🤑

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#FUCKING SICK #FAVE

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Poll 29, Round 1.

About Blitz: (by @jestopolis) Blitz is a chaos energy sink, meaning that his body is barely able to keep itself alive unless he absorbs energy from another source. His parents didn't know this and were scared of harming their fragile child, so he was majorly left to raise himself. He grew up bitter and jaded living in his parents' shadows, and tried to explode the whole world about it once he figured out what he was capable of. #justgirlythings

About Juice: (by @sonlc) 10 years old. Juice uses she/they, but doesn’t mind any other pronouns being used for her. Juice is Silver's kid. Her other parent is unknown. Actually, how she came into existence is unknown too. Silver doesn’t seem to know where she came from himself, though they do seem to be related because their likenesses are so similar and she has the same psychokinetic powers he does. Her being raised is kind of a collective effort-- it takes a village and all that. Silver is her main parent but others like Blaze, Sonic, and Tails help out often enough that she would consider them family. In fact, they were technically named BY Sonic both in universe and in real life. They were created because of a joke I made while watching satAM with some friends about the fact that Sonic says “gotta juice!” a lot. In universe, Silver named them Juice because Sonic suggested it (as a joke) and he couldn’t think of anything better. She has an overactive imagination, and tends not to speak very much. Instead, she prefers to use non-speech sounds like humming/chirping/growling when communicating. When they do speak, they’re typically very soft spoken, but can be loud when they want to be. Their fur is white, but their quills are pearly iridescent and shimmer in light. Her eyes glow when using her powers. She likes to use them to make wings and to pick things up so she doesn’t have to touch them. She has texture problems, so they almost never wear clothes, including gloves and shoes. They’re also very picky with their food, however she WILL try to eat inedible things. Silver has had to stop her from chewing on random things like plastic and metal more than once. Their necklace is chewelry given to them by Sonic and Tails as a gift.

#JUICE SWEEEEEEEP

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#ON GOD #HELP ME #FAVE #OH MY GOD #ME #MEMEMEME

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

#gwnuinely i barely use tiktok anymore. #and its healing me

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not an immigrant. not a drag queen.

Every accusation is a confession.

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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i already said context on twitter as I hate repeating the same dialogue 🤚😭

he is attacked mysteriously I have no idea i am scared i in pain etc

my opinion once again I don't really like the way it looks it's a little different style from the last one ise 😩🙄😕

#HELLO #THIS GOES CRAZY AS FUCK #FAVE #HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

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did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

#yeah ok #this is sillytown to me

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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please enjoy this eastern grass owl. owls are so important to me please observe him

#ME #MEMEMEME

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more stuff about becoming a god being inherently dehumanizing pls

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes