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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

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anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma's boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are "like that" because they haven't seen their grandma's tits

good job tumblr 👍

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You seen the news recently? You have to fuck the green m&m. The government says you have to fuck the green m&m, or you can't vote.

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dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

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hey um. I saw you reblogged a post from tumblr user wormgirlpenisballs. well she literally takes the lord's name in vain on a regular basis and my mom says she's an agent of the devil. could you kill her please

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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Tagged by: @ideasthatwillneverbepublished

last song I listened to: Floral and Fading | Pierce The Veil

currently reading: The Host | Stephanie Meyer

currently watching: Future Man and rewatching Community

currently obsessed with: Josh Hutcherson, hence why I'm watching future man

#tumblr #stephenie meyer #josh hutcherson #i started watching futureman specifically because of that one tiktok #you know which one im talking about #yeah THAT one #THE josh hutcherson edit #community

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people complaining that any critique of a thing they like ruins it for them is such a skill issue. personally i can spend 10 hours a day critiquing the things i like and still enjoy them passionately and wholeheartedly

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store