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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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the original got deleted but i finally managed to find a screenshot of the tweet that’s been living in my mind since july of last year

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

#actually😭😭

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random sambucky disney parallels

#sambucky

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Unmute !

#this always makes me so happy

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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

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Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

#to read #important

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

#saving this for later bc omfg #so cute #important

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“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

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I had a dream I was trying to explain to someone from The Future that wearing a swimsuit wasn’t the same thing as being a furry. “It’s crazy how you go to the pool and there are all these people just pretending to be fish,” he said. I had no defense. Society had changed in the future and they had different standards for what made one a furry

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now