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[Drawn there by Edie's cries for help, he walks in, entirely unfazed by Elias's state of undress. He sighs] Christmas dude. What's wrong?
CHRIIISTMAS~
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Nah, really?
…The ‘D’ stands for dick.
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What?
Hey, Rory…
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Not much to be honoured about, but thanks.
Really? Well, then I’m honoured to have been your first friend.
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This might be, uh, unimaginable, but I've never really had a friend before.
You should be thanking me? For what, exactly?
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Not really, it's not like I've got an abundance of friends hanging around. Don't do that, I should be thanking you.
You flatter me. Sorry, thank you for the kindness of your heart.
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Pretty big loss, actually. And you don't have to thank me. It ain't charity.
Not a big loss. But I gotta say thanks. For everything.
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Well, it is kind of serious.
Come on, don’t look so damn serious.
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...Sorry you have to die, man.
Just ‘Sorry you have to die, man’ is fine. That’s basically the gist of it.
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Yeah, well, normally I wouldn't. But I want to.
You don’t have to say anything, really.
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...What do people usually say when they're reminded of how you're going to die? I mean, I'm not asking in like... A mean way, or anything. It's just that no one told me they were sorry or shit like that when mom and dad died, 'cause I wasn't there, so I don't know what to say even though I should. So, what am I supposed to say? To you. Because I'm sorry you're going to die.
Sure, yeah.
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...Can I ask you something?
Still pretty-fucking-nasty.
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Right. How’s the… Uh… [He gestures vaguely towards his head]
Just came back from a hospital visit.
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Hey. You, uh, doin' something special, or...?
Oh. No. Hey.
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