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“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”
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Trying to be edgy in those stupid goggles. ok emo boy
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This post by @dwyntwo has been in my head
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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
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toolazytodecide · 15 hours
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Hey Boreo shippers 👀👀👀 wanna read a one shot about Theo missing Boris in New York? 👀👀👀👀
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toolazytodecide · 18 hours
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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
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toolazytodecide · 18 hours
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Guess whose back on her Boreo bullshit 😎 new fix has been finished. Expect it in the next day or so
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toolazytodecide · 1 day
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the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like 'this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can't give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we've trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman's duty to hold him prisoner for us'. and then the Spellman's are just like kitty,,,...........we're gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he's the glue holding this family together we love him so much
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toolazytodecide · 1 day
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I wonder how different society would be if the abuse schools commit was officially acknowledged as abuse.
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toolazytodecide · 2 days
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Anyone remember the name of the pos lady that dated Theo Decker when he was 16 and she was 27 in the goldfinch? I can't find it anywhere and I need her name for fic
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toolazytodecide · 2 days
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Honestly if you like Boreo you need go listen to "Peter" by Taylor swift. The whole TTPD album, but if it's just one song let it be Peter.
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toolazytodecide · 2 days
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That was fun. Are there any other albums I should compare to ships?
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toolazytodecide · 2 days
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The Anthology
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
See, I've been writing a fic about Theo getting sober and accepting his sexuality so I can't help but interpret it as Theo having complicated feelings about leaving Boris behind.
Lyrics:
"Your hologram stumbled into my apartment hands in the hair of somebody name Chloe, or Sam or Sophia or Marcus. And I just watch it happen."
"You said some things I can't unabsorb. You turned me into an idea of sorts. You needed me, but you needed drugs more and I couldn't watch it happen."
"If you want to break my cold, cold heart just say 'I loved you the way that you were."
So High School
I mean, c'mon. They are literally high school sweethearts. This song is absolutely them feeling like kids again when theyre reunited.
Lyrics:
"I feel so high school when I look at you."
"I'll drink what you think and I'm high from smoking your jokes all damn night. A brink in a wrinkle in time. Bittersweet sixteen suddenly. I'm watching America pie with you on a saturday night."
"Are you going to marry kiss or kill me? I'm betting on all three."
I Hate it Here
Theo escaping reality however be can and caring more about history than reality perhaps?
Lyrics:
"Quick, quick. Tell me something awful like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy."
"I'm lonely, but I'm good. I'm bitter, but I swear I'm fine. I'll save all my romanticism for my inner life and get lost on purpose."
I Look in Peoples Windows
This song is Boris following Theo's life in New York and trying to track him down while terrified of Theo rejecting him only for them to meet again.
Lyrics:
"I look in people's windows just in case you're at their table. What if your eyes look up and meet mine one more time?"
"I tried searching faces on streets. What are the chances youd be downtown? Does it feel alright not knowing me?"
Peter
This fucking song. This is Theo wondering why Boris never followed him to New York like he promised.
Lyrics:
"Forgive me, Peter. My lost fearless leader. In closets like cedar, preserved from when we were just kids."
"Are you still a mind reader? A natural scene stealer? I've heard great things, Peter. But life was always easier on you than it was on me. And sometimes it gets me when crossing your jet stream."
"We both did the best we could under the same moon, in different galaxies. And I didnt want to hang around. We said it was just goodbye for now. You said you were gonna grow up. Then you were gonna come find me."
The Manuscript
The manuscript is Theo's journal. The first quote is Theo having to be an adult in Vegas and reverting back to being a kid after he moved in with Hobie. The second was Theo being groomed as a teenager.
"In the age of him she wished she was thirty and made coffee every morning in a French press. Afterwards she only ate kids cereal and couldn't sleep unless it was in a mother's bed."
"She thought about how he said since she was so wise beyond her years everything had been above board. She wasnt sure."
In conclusion, Taylor must have taken the dark academia aesthetic for this album so seriously she just straight up wrote it about The Goldfinch bc wtf.
The Tortured Poets Department being about Theo and Boris
Fortnight
This song is very much giving Boreo having a fling while Theo was in Europe and Theo being haunted by the memories.
Lyrics:
"I was a functioning alcohol until nobody noticed my new aesthetic. All of this to say I hope you're okay but you're the reason."
"I took the miracle move on drug. The effects were temporary. And I love you. Its running my life."
The Tortured Poets Department
This is so Boris talking about Theo??? I'm sorry but its facts.
Lyrics:
"You're in self sabotaging mode, throwing spikes down on the road. But I've seen this episode before and still love the show. Who else decodes you? Who else is going to hold you like me? No nobody. No fuckinbody. Nobody."
Down Bad
This song is giving Boris after Theo left Vegas.
Lyrics:
"Did you take all my old clothes? Just to leave me here naked and alone. In a field in my same old town that somehow feels so hollow now."
"Fuck it if I can't have us. I might just not get up. I might stay down bad. Like I lost my twin. Fuck it if I can't have him."
Guilty as Sin
Theo bring thirsty and ashamed.
Lyrics:
"I keep recalling things we never did. Messy top lips. How I long for our trysts? Without ever touching his skin. How can I be guilty as sin? I keep these longings locked lowercase inside a vault."
I Can Fix Him (No, Really, I can)
Lets be honest theres no fixing men like them lmao, so let's give them a go trying to fix each other bc this is somehow both of them
Lyrics:
"The smoke cloud billows out his mouth like a freight train through a small town. The jokes he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud.
"They shake their heads saying 'God help her' when I tell them that's my man. But your good lord doesnt need to raise a finger. I can fix him. No really I can."
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GUYS! THIS ONE HURT! They are the loves and losses of each others lives
Lyrics:
"Who's gonna stop us from waltzing into rekindled flames? I know the steps anyway. We embroidered the memories of the time I was away. Stitching 'We were just kids, babe."
"When your impressionist paintings of heaven turned out to be fake. Well, you took me to hell too. And, all at once, the ink bleeds. A con-man sells a fool a get-love-quick scheme."
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
This song just reminds me of how Boris pretends to be happy when hes miserable. Specifically after Theo left Vegas.
Lyrics:
"I can show you lies, cause I'm a real tough kid. I can handle my shit. They said babe you gotta fake it til you make it and I did. Lights, camera, bitch smile. Even when you want to die. He said he'd love me all his life, but that life was too short."
"I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday everyday. I'm so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague. I cry a lot, but I am so productive. It's an art. You know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart."
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toolazytodecide · 2 days
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The Tortured Poets Department being about Theo and Boris
Fortnight
This song is very much giving Boreo having a fling while Theo was in Europe and Theo being haunted by the memories.
Lyrics:
"I was a functioning alcohol until nobody noticed my new aesthetic. All of this to say I hope you're okay but you're the reason."
"I took the miracle move on drug. The effects were temporary. And I love you. Its running my life."
The Tortured Poets Department
This is so Boris talking about Theo??? I'm sorry but its facts.
Lyrics:
"You're in self sabotaging mode, throwing spikes down on the road. But I've seen this episode before and still love the show. Who else decodes you? Who else is going to hold you like me? No nobody. No fuckinbody. Nobody."
Down Bad
This song is giving Boris after Theo left Vegas.
Lyrics:
"Did you take all my old clothes? Just to leave me here naked and alone. In a field in my same old town that somehow feels so hollow now."
"Fuck it if I can't have us. I might just not get up. I might stay down bad. Like I lost my twin. Fuck it if I can't have him."
Guilty as Sin
Theo bring thirsty and ashamed.
Lyrics:
"I keep recalling things we never did. Messy top lips. How I long for our trysts? Without ever touching his skin. How can I be guilty as sin? I keep these longings locked lowercase inside a vault."
I Can Fix Him (No, Really, I can)
Lets be honest theres no fixing men like them lmao, so let's give them a go trying to fix each other bc this is somehow both of them
Lyrics:
"The smoke cloud billows out his mouth like a freight train through a small town. The jokes he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud.
"They shake their heads saying 'God help her' when I tell them that's my man. But your good lord doesnt need to raise a finger. I can fix him. No really I can."
loml
GUYS! THIS ONE HURT! They are the loves and losses of each others lives
Lyrics:
"Who's gonna stop us from waltzing into rekindled flames? I know the steps anyway. We embroidered the memories of the time I was away. Stitching 'We were just kids, babe."
"When your impressionist paintings of heaven turned out to be fake. Well, you took me to hell too. And, all at once, the ink bleeds. A con-man sells a fool a get-love-quick scheme."
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
This song just reminds me of how Boris pretends to be happy when hes miserable. Specifically after Theo left Vegas.
Lyrics:
"I can show you lies, cause I'm a real tough kid. I can handle my shit. They said babe you gotta fake it til you make it and I did. Lights, camera, bitch smile. Even when you want to die. He said he'd love me all his life, but that life was too short."
"I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday everyday. I'm so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague. I cry a lot, but I am so productive. It's an art. You know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart."
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toolazytodecide · 2 days
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Whelp, time to listen to TTPD and think about Theo and Boris
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Yes Neil ordered a hit on Jean's abuser, was a bitch to the FBI but also the little things?? How he deliberately made the FBI wait so that he could finish his drink... It wasn't just to piss them off but to give Jean some time to process his sister's death and he does that so casually, asks if Jean wants to take a way out from the escape exit because obviously he's already noticed all the escapes. When Browning asks about Jean's scars, he says he's French and runs off his mouth, yeah total bitch behaviour but that was also in order to help Jean. On the way back in the car he uses Jean's sister to show him that just because he's a Moreau doesn't mean he deserved how he was treated and he also should be loved, only then did Jean start feeling differently about enduring. Because he is Jean moreau, he will endure. And then finally, how much does he have to?
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