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Tzimisce: Great, where do I play my vhs of death?
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Sire Tzimisce: What is it with gas stations and Demon rituals?
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Malkavian: Hop on my hoopty
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Sire Nosferatu: At least put effort into your thievery
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Sire Malkavian: Who has my chlamydia?
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Sire Ravnos: The brain hates hard work
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Sire Banu Haqim: Judas was a bad dude and that was bad. It would've been better if he hadn't been born
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Setite: Who did the killing
Banu Haqim: Probably not the guy who got stabbed
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Sire Toreador: You just need to sing it better than you did for Malk
Malkavian: Don't listen to his propaganda
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Malkavian: It was a beautiful piece of redneck engineering
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Setite: This shouldn't affect you in any way
Toreador: Except I might go to jail
Setite: You might go to jail, you might go before a firing squad
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Sire Ventrue: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying
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Setite: Everyone makes mistakes, that's how the kids got here
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Tzimisce: This one's a psychopath
Sire Tzimisce: Oh, so she's you
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Tzimisce: Why does every one I create turn out to be a slut?
Sire Tzimisce: I think that says something about you as a person
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Malkavian: I'm going to speedrun the drugs
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