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MOMMMM! Bootleg Elvis’s being a weirdo again!

#bbrg #bb reindeer games #bbrg meme #big brother cbs #bb25

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Y’all I got 5/9 of these correct-

That’s gotta count for something, right?

#I should re-iterate that this page is 100% satire #big brother cbs #bb25 #bbrg #bb reindeer games #did not expect Frootloop or Cauliflower though #IDK how I didn’t think to say Josh or Cameron #also where is the 50% POC????? #no CBS the elves don’t count

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Oh hey, I got one right!!

🚨REINDEER GAMES CAST LEAK🚨

Britney Haynes

Frankie Grande

Danielle Reyes

Dan Gheesling

Jun Song

Xavier Prather

Taylor Hale

Cory Wurtenberger

Da’Vonne Rogers

Janelle Pierzina, Will Kirby, Jag Bains, Cirie Fields and Cameronald (BB25) were called but they declined (thank goodness about the later).

That’s a pretty solid cast they have there. It’d be a shame if some alternate timeline frickery were to… complicate things.

#bb reindeer games #bb25 #big brother cbs

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🚨REINDEER GAMES CAST LEAK🚨

Britney Haynes

Frankie Grande

Danielle Reyes

Dan Gheesling

Jun Song

Xavier Prather

Taylor Hale

Cory Wurtenberger

Da’Vonne Rogers

Janelle Pierzina, Will Kirby, Jag Bains, Cirie Fields and Cameronald (BB25) were called but they declined (thank goodness about the later).

That’s a pretty solid cast they have there. It’d be a shame if some alternate timeline frickery were to… complicate things.

#completely satire and should not be taken seriously #big brother cbs #bb25 #bb Reindeer Games #what’s the tag for this???? #y’all I’m on one rn

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THIS IS WHAT I WANTED OKAY LIKE THIS WAS THE PASTEL…

AND THIS IS WHAT I GOT-!

BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH BIG NEWS!!

Well - good news and bad news.

GOOD NEWS: The “Holiday surprise” Julie was referring to last night is, in fact, a CBS legends season that will run from December 1st to December 22nd. This season will include “legendary” CBS alumni from Big Brother, Survivor and The Amazing Race. The six MTV vets from The Challenge USA 2 are also eligible for casting.

BAD NEWS: Grodner REALLY wants to cast Tori Deal for this. She’s tired of our criticism and wants her revenge.🤡

I have heard several names for this (aside from Tori). Remind me to post them on Friday!

#bb25 #‘Mr. Meow Meow gave me his personal guarantee’ MR. MEOW MEOW OWES US AN APOLOGY #FOR INDIRECTLY PUTTING US THROUGH THIS #AN APOLOGY WITH TEARS AND A UKE RN

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DROPPING THE CAST OF THE “HOLIDAY SURPRISE” EARLY!!

(Totally not because I completely forgot that the actual surprise will be revealed tonight and I put way too much effort into this cast or anything👀)

BB Representation:

Dan Gheesling

Jun Song

Taylor Hale

Xavier Prather

Survivor Representation:

Chris Underwood

Michele Fitzgerald

“Boston” Rob Mariano

Sandra Diaz-Twine

TAR Representation:

Amy Diaz

James Wallington

The Challenge USA 2 Representation:

Johnny “Bananas” Devenanzio

Tori Deal (every season needs a first boot🤷‍♀️)

#big brother cbs #bb25 #completely satire and should not be taken seriously #the way I had to Google TAR winners

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BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH BIG NEWS!!

Well - good news and bad news.

GOOD NEWS: The “Holiday surprise” Julie was referring to last night is, in fact, a CBS legends season that will run from December 1st to December 22nd. This season will include “legendary” CBS alumni from Big Brother, Survivor and The Amazing Race. The six MTV vets from The Challenge USA 2 are also eligible for casting.

BAD NEWS: Grodner REALLY wants to cast Tori Deal for this. She’s tired of our criticism and wants her revenge.🤡

I have heard several names for this (aside from Tori). Remind me to post them on Friday!

#big brother cbs #bb25 #completely satire and should not be taken seriously #the good thing about this is that I have a slim chance of actually being right😂 #Tori for first boot!

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Y’all my mom’s watching Days Of Our Lives right now and NO FRICKING WAY did I just see “Jacob” from my fake BB24 cast on screen?!?!?!

Like this is what I found on IMDB-

#big brother cbs #bb24 #bb25 #Remington Hoffman if somehow see this I’m so sorry

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The tag on their way to the Cameron Eviction Party this week.🤩

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #Cameron eviction party

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Either that or he’s the one picking💀

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #ok but seriously who keeps stocking the veto bag full of Cam chips?

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What is it with the BB25 men (minus Jag and Cory) and being problematic as frick? I’m tired.

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #Jag and Cory don’t let us down

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I’m a little late, but since a certain someone’s behaviour toward America got out of hand LONG AGO:

If Cameron wants to be Caleb 2.0 so bad, he should win a comp that requires him to shave his head.😁

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #*this is me making fun of Cameron not the situation* #Big Brother as a show has surpassed the need for problematic cowboys who creep on women who DO NOT WANT THEM #what did he say he named his hair? Bertha? #Bye bye Bertha!

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If BB25 were a soap opera:

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #can’t they be cracked in the day #y’know while I’m not asleep

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🎶Buhduh BA da beh duhhh DAAAAA🎶

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #don’t forget the whales from 60 minutes

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#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #America for HOH

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Tonight’s the night!

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme

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Since the flip is apparently back on:

#big brother cbs #bb25 #bb25 meme #personally I’m here for whatever provides more mess #but I also don’t want my faves to suffer