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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

#clownposting

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🥺🥺🥺

#trans positivity #avenue queue

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

#lotr #avenue queue

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80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

#trans liberation #trans positivity

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Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

#thats messed up #freak. #art #this rules #avenue queue

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who up at the weirdgirl convention

#meeee :3 #avenue queue

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

#avenue queue

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

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Man, sometimes I remember Heinoustuck. That one spooky Homestuck au where as each kid came to the age that they'd be entering puberty, they were forced to go through gruesome transformations into body horror monsters that were only recognizable as cruel mockeries of themselves.

That sure was a cisgender story, wasn't it. Yep. Definitely a totally cisgender fanventure with a totally cisgender explanation.

#heinoustuck #homestuck #avenue queue

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rereading homestuck sucks

when i read it as a tiny, itty bitty child, such a small little guy, just a little goober, i didnt understand the recon at all nor did i try. now that i understand the retcon i am more mad than ever. oh my fucking god i am so mad i am so unimaginably mad

#homestuck #avenue queue

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(ONE ABOVE ISNT A SHIP BTW JUST WANTED TO CLAIRIFY JUST IN CASE)

ill make more after my math exam tmmrw LFMIDJF

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

#shipping discourse #<- op youre the funniest bitch on this site #< prev tags #avenue queue

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I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

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Fandom: Phineas and Ferb

Sample Size: 3,208 stories

Source: AO3

#phineas and ferb #avenue queue