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ASDFGHJKL

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Help

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

#make it stop #there's so many #i'm just posting to bots now #shoutout to my fellow humans on here #if you even exist #bots #spam

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Hello, Tumblr. Tumblr here. We’re launching live streaming on Tumblr, and we’re calling it…well, Tumblr Live.

Tumblr Live brings streaming directly to the dashboard, meaning your Tumblr audience and your streaming audience can converge. What’s that, you say? Synergy? Beautiful.

Initially, we’re rolling Tumblr Live out to the US only via our Android and iOS apps. Desktop and international streaming and viewing will follow in time.

Here’s how it works:

The little 🎥 at the bottom of your dashboard in your mobile app will take you to a Tumblr Live tab, where you’ll be able to scroll through streams that are live at that time—indicated by a green dot. (Your search bar is still there! It now lives in the top right corner of your screen.)

As long as you keep it clean, you can stream anything that takes your fancy by tapping the “Go Live!” button—ducks in the park, the wonky snowman you built, your cursed cross stitch, etc.

Streaming works with both front and back cameras, so if you’re camera-shy, you can stream without showing your face. 

You can bestow bouncer status upon your most trusted and loyal viewers, which means they can help you moderate your stream for any nasties while you’re live.

You can tap on any live avatar to jump into their stream—whether you follow that blog or not.

You can send little gifts to the streamer during their stream if you’re enjoying what they’re up to.

You can collect your favorite streamers in a special tab for later.

And that’s it for now. Just imagine! Gaming live streams! Book clubs! Live fungi feed! D’n’D campaigns! Artist live draws! Shark facts! GRWMs! Cosplay and con casts! Knitting hour! Photography tutorials! Storytime! Plant parenting tips! Living room concerts! Furby workshop! Museum tours! Crabs! (just crabs!) 

It’s a whole new ball pit out there. We’re so excited to see what you come up with.

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RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

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Finished an anime last night I was invested in so today mentally I’m here

#anime #i feel empty #what do i do now

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So do the checkmarks have any benefit?

of course they do, they're public clown makeup. the largest dunce cap imaginable. a blinking neon target on your back with the bold words "kick me"

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The team running Twitter is gone

#rip twitter #internal sources are saying the website is already dying #literally anyone could have done a better job than melon tusk #literally anyone #posting this at 4 am btw

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Twitter migrating to Tumblr wasn't on my bingo card this year but here we are

#prepare yourselves #hello twitter refugees #putting a billionaire in charge was a great idea #someone please pick up their billionaire #twitter #twitter is burning #its happening

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“Hey why do you always draw hands with mittens on?”

*starts to sweat*

#drawing hands #or not #how does one draw hands #asking for a friend #they come out looking mutated

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Me: I don’t see why people get so obsessed over celebrities, they’re just people like you and me

Also me when someone famous likes my tweet:

#Jennifer hale liked my tweet today #real fangirl moment #yes i still use twitter #no i'm not proud of it #now excuse me while i stare at my notis #va #twitter

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