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uncomfortabletkam · 4 months
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Bob Hope (Road to Rio, Road to Morocco)—no propaganda submitted
Gregory Peck (Spellbound, To Kill a Mockingbird, Roman Holiday)—i mean, just look at him. his performance in to kill a mockingbird is probably responsible for millions of people being into dilfs. aside from being absurdly gorgeous, he was also a genuinely good person and a political activist throughout his life! (you know a guy is great when he was listed as a personal enemy of richard nixon.)
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[propaganda photos submitted under the cut.]
Propaganda for Gregory Peck:
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"Handsome face, beautiful eyes, amazing voice- what else do you need?"
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uncomfortabletkam · 9 months
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AITA for not saving a family friend’s life?
Look, I know this sounds bad. Please let me explain.
I (23M) recently had a… designer baby (0M). He did not come out the way I had hoped, and I panicked, leaving the room of his birth. Now, for a little backstory— I may have had a manic episode during his gestational period? And he came out eight feet tall and jaundiced??
Ahem. Regardless, next I checked, my child was gone. Again, I realize this sounds bad, but I did not have a chance to fix any mistakes.
I immediately became sick, and spent a few months being cared for by my best friend (23M). By the time I had recovered, I nearly forgot all thoughts of this baby.
That is, until I received a letter from my father.
He had written that my younger brother (9M) had recently been killed by strangulation, and our family friend and maid (17F) was the main culprit.
I was in SHOCK. The family friend (who we will call Justine) was kind and gentle. She would never do such a thing. I departed my current place of residence and returned home, where Justine would be put on trial.
On the way home, I came to a realization. My designer baby is strong. Big. He could EASILY have killed my brother, while Justine would not.
My cousin/sister/fiancé (23F) was in hysterics when I arrived. She and Justine were very close, and she was certain her friend was not the culprit. She begged me to prove her innocence.
Now, here’s the thing. Where I live, there are not very many… designer babies. It is, essentially, a one of a kind thing for me. If I were to go to Justine’s trial and try to testify against said baby, I would either be arrested for the murder myself, or sent to an asylum. Either way, my story would not be believed. It would not do any good for poor Justine.
Therefore, I stayed silent during the trial. Justine was found guilty and sentenced to death.
I have been feeling… very guilty and depressed since the trial. I worry that saying something may have been a better thing to do, that I could have saved a life. AITA?
TL;DR My son killed my brother and a family friend was accused. I did not speak up during the trial because nobody would believe me. Family friend was sentenced to death. AITA?
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uncomfortabletkam · 11 months
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The Great Gatsby (Published: 10 April 1925)
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uncomfortabletkam · 1 year
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i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount
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uncomfortabletkam · 1 year
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sometimes im shipping characters because i enjoy the idea of them being in a romantic relationship sure but sometimes im just thinking well if they were to also have gay sex it would make their already fucked up dynamic worse in new and interesting ways and that pleases me
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uncomfortabletkam · 3 years
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“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen
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uncomfortabletkam · 3 years
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*annotates my copy of to kill a mockingbird with glitter gel pen*
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uncomfortabletkam · 3 years
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log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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*does a gay little unethical scientific experiment that challenges God*
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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Follow my blog sluts
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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everyone in Wuthering Heights: completely dysfunctional, unsympathetic, always going out of their way to make each other miserable
me:
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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I can't believe they made Atticus Finch a fursona😔😔
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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ok but what if I was a young lady of wealthy stature living in a gloomy house on a hill with my older brother and the boy my father adopted, whom I'm close with and have a secret crush on, but my older brother resents him because he's black. Even though my older brother is a racist and he mistreats us, we still enjoy an idyllic childhood on the windy moors. Then one day we sneak over the the neighbors and I get bitten by a dog, so I have to stay there for two weeks and I fall in love with a boy from my neighbor's family. My old friend resents this so he runs away and comes back hot and wealthy and to make me jealous he seduces the boy's sister and then jilts her. I'm stuck in an unhappy marriage to my neighbor while he tricks my family out of their manor and estate. Then finally I die giving birth to a daughter and I haunt him and the halls of my childhood home for the rest of my miserable existence.
Wish I was a fair but not pretty governess just out of boarding school, waiting for life to begin, when my brooding, Bryonic master arrives, and I accidentally fall in love with him, but I can't confess it and in the meantime he almost marries another woman, while he keeps secret his love for me as well; he courts this woman, only to make me jealous, and not out of love, and he poses as a gypsy to attempt to get me to admit my love. Finally, the day before their marriage, we confess our love for each other, and the bench upon which we were sitting is struck by lightning and split in two only a half an hour later, and then after a month of sexy teasing, our wedding-day arrives, to be dramatically called off at the last second when it was discovered that his insane, monster wife is still alive and he has been secretly hiding her in his attic for ten years
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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If you don't think Gregory Peck was extremely attractive in To Kill a Mockingbird we can't be friends sorry.
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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i was busy thinkin’ ‘bout
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uncomfortabletkam · 4 years
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