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Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

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SERGEANT JAMES BUCHANAN “BUCKY” BARNES Marvel Cinematic Universe | 2011— Portrayed by Sebastian Stan

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Do you know the sterek ao3 fic where stiles presents as an omega and gets taken by the government to be the omega in dereks military group thing?

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The many facial expressions of Alexander Lightwood, Shadowhunter

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Dylan O'Brien as Heinrich Treadway

Infinite (2021)

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Stiles is captured and held in a warehouse/meat locker place. The door isn't locked and there's a hallway that he needs to get through to escape. He keeps trying and getting caught. He has his phone but no signal, if he gets far enough he can call someone, so he eventually does and calls Derek. I think there might have been a bad friend scott theme in this one. The pack comes and Derek and Stiles are caught, they were drugging Stiles and now Derek, they're needed for a ritual. Thanks so much!

Hi @unresolvednotions-blog! @iwishsherlockisatimelord found this one!

Ain't Enough Hours (In My Day) by operationhades

(5/5 I 43,390 I Mature I Sterek)

“I'm going to kill you Derek,” Stiles hissed instead, staring down at the bite mark on his dad's shoulder. “I'm going to murder you, castrate you, put you to sleep, even!” Or, the one where the Sheriff gets attacked by the alpha's, gets bitten by Derek, and consequently finally finds out about 'the whole truth'. And Stiles is freaking pissed and secretly afraid like fuck, because hey, who isn't a little bit damaged here?

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PAPA STILINSKI

I JUST REALIZED THAT IT IS PAINFUL FOR ME TO READ FICS WHERE PAPA STILINSKI IS NOT NAMED JOHN… 

LIKE I JUST HISS AT THE COMPUTER AND WHISPER TO MYSELF

“HIS NAME IS JOHN” *hisses*

CAN’T WE ALL AGREE THAT HIS NAME IS JOHN??!?

THAT IS ALL……

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Looking for Fic

Teen Wolf

Stiles is captured and being held in a warehouse/meat locker type place. The door isn't locked and there's a hallway that he needs to get through to escape. He keeps trying and getting caught. He has his phone but no signal, but if he gets far enough he can call someone, so he eventually does and calls Derek. I think there might have been a bad friend!scott theme in this one. Stiles gives Derek just enough info to find him, the whole pack is looking for him, but I think Lydia and Peter? (maybe) figure it out. They arrive but it's too late, the people holding Stiles take him in a van/truck/thing and Derek either jumps in and they drug him or something like that. Both of them are drugged now that I think about it. They take them to a cabin and it's a woman that's captured them, and I think they want to use them for some full moon ritual/sacrifice/spell or something, but I can't remember anything after that.

#sterek #derek hale #stiles stilinski #kidnapped!stiles #stiles kidnappe #lost fic #witches #magic stiles #psycological torture

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Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

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disney looked at the success of maleficent and thought audiences really wanted shot-for-shot live-action retellings of existing disney movies and/or villains with tragic backstories, when the success of maleficent really was down to two things:

a well-crafted version of sleeping beauty that was still recognizable as sleeping beauty, but with enough deviations that it felt like a new story, complete with worldbuilding/lore and a very sweet and realistic mother/daughter relationship between maleficent and aurora, and

sexy bird man

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If the CW Powerpuff Girls script counts as legitimate script writing, than you should never be afraid to put your work out there. Write that book. Write that script. Write that fic. I guarantee that whatever you write is nowhere near as terrible as that dumpster fire.

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I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

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You ever read a fanfiction so, so fucking good that when you're done reading it, you're kinda disoriented? Like the place you were reading it in seems unfamiliar because the story sucked you into the fucking fifth dimension with how good it was? Unparalleled feeling.

Fanfic writers are an absolute gift to humanity.

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Teen Wolf

Stiles is captured and being held in a warehouse/meat locker type place. The door isn't locked and there's a hallway that he needs to get through to escape. He keeps trying and getting caught. He has his phone but no signal, but if he gets far enough he can call someone, so he eventually does and calls Derek. I think there might have been a bad friend!scott theme in this one. Stiles gives Derek just enough info to find him, the whole pack is looking for him, but I think Lydia and Peter? (maybe) figure it out. They arrive but it's too late, the people holding Stiles take him in a van/truck/thing and Derek either jumps in and they drug him or something like that. Both of them are drugged now that I think about it. They take them to a cabin and it's a woman that's captured them, and I think they want to use them for some full moon ritual/sacrifice/spell or something, but I can't remember anything after that.

#looking for fic #lost fic

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Teen Wolf - STEREK AU - kidfic AU

Derek leaves on pack business to New York. He has to deal with loads of supernatural crap, bullshitting alphas, stray omegas. But there’s someone waiting for him to get back home.

Two someones, actually.