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ESIM / DONO SKETCH COMMS OPEN
buy an esim (prices range around 14-32usd) or donate 14+ usd to care for gaza & i'll draw a creature of your choice like above
it can be any manner of beast (pokemon, mythological creature, real animal, etc) & turnaround time is a few days. all u have to do is dm me a receipt of your donation. free palestine
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HOT SINGLES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE IN YOUR AREA!!!!!!!!! CLICK NOW!!!
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i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE
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UNDEAD AUSTRALIAN: ah bladdy 'ell. oim fackin undid. oim a damn creachuh of tha noight. a fackin zombie. wha' a cunt. this is bladdy orriboh. fack me
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My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.
Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"
I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.
I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…
But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.
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I love you robots and artificial intelligence with mental illness. I love you repression being depicted as literally deleting archived data to preserve functionality. I love you anxiety attacks being depicted as a system crashing virus. I love you ptsd being depicted as an annoying pop-up. I love you anxiety disorder being depicted as running thousands of simulations and projected outcomes. I love you artificial beings being shown to be human via their own artificiality.
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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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hey reminder to continue boycotting eurovision and instead turn your eyes on gaza where the last media outlet al jazeera has just been shut down so that Israel can launch its attack on the most densely populated area in the world without scrutiny. Dont stop talking about Palestine
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I love when trans people look back on their earlier art, its always so interesting
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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)
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Take this as a PSA, having what is probably ADHD isn't fun, this fucking sucks actually
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Someone help them their tiny turtle hearts aren’t built to take this much pressure.
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this is like the democrat version of when republicans see a long line at the food pantry and are like "this is what america would look like under communism"
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