Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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THIS is the bear cave painting i was talking about, the line weight, the proportions, the fine details around the face, and the fact that this all had to be drawn from memory, idk man, it’s incredible to me. if i could meet one person from history it’d be the person that painted this bear 30,000 years ago
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft
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(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming
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sung to the tune of i saw mommy kissing santa claus
I thought mpreg was a file type
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lacheism: the desire for disaster.
i have not so much that, but more a desire for something subtly drastic to happen, to shift my world an inch to the left, to slide the ground out from right under my feet so that i topple over and sit, dazed, on the floor for a second.
then i will pick myself up and begin to explore, to marvel at how everything is the same but different.
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marriage is when 2 men—wait no, 2 women. wait shit. a man and a salmon—i mean, samsung smart refrigerator.
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it is 𝓓𝓔𝓒𝓔𝓜𝓑𝓔𝓡 time to play the 𝓑𝓐𝓓 𝓛𝓘𝓢𝓣 on 𝓡𝓔𝓟𝓔𝓐𝓣
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mentally im a gargoyle on a church roof
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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
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moment of silence for ryan ross’s iconic tampon costume and on-point commitment to that stunning choreography
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You: single
Me, a lyrical genius:
Alone in this bed, house, and head
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idkhow released a single ryro wHEN
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