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Once upon a time in the magical land of Albuquerque, New Mexico, two young boys named Leland Palmer and Walter White lived next door to each other. They were both ordinary kids with ordinary lives, but little did they know that their lives were about to change forever.

One day, a strange baby appeared on their doorsteps. It was the Eraserhead baby, an all-powerful magical being. He told the boys they had been chosen to become adult magic girls and fight evil with their magical girl powers. Although skeptical at first, the boys soon transformed into their magical girl forms - Leland became Star Sapphire and Walter became Emerald Witch.

Their first mission was to rescue Jesse Pinkman, another boy who could transform into a magical girl named Shooting Starburst. He had been captured by the evil drug lord Tuco Salamanca. With their combined powers and the help of the Eraserhead baby, Star Sapphire, Emerald Witch and Shooting Starburst were able to defeat Tuco and free Jesse.

And so, led by the Eraserhead baby, the adult magic girls Star Sapphire, Emerald Witch and Shooting Starburst went on to fight many magical villains and save Albuquerque from evil, all while living their normal lives during the day.

Star Sapphire (Leland) and Emerald Witch (Walter) were doing battle with a new villain named Bob the Blight.

"Give up now, fools!" laughed Bob. "You cannot defeat my dark powers."

"We'll see about that!" shouted Star Sapphire. He launched a magical sapphire beam at Bob, who deflected it with a shield of dark energy.

Suddenly, Shooting Starburst (Jesse) flew into the scene carrying the Eraserhead baby in his arms. "Hey bitches!" he called out. "Need some help kicking this loser's ass?"

The Eraserhead baby giggled and clapped his hands. "Go! Fight the bad man!" he said.

Shooting Starburst handed the baby to Emerald Witch for safekeeping. "Alright little dude, you stay safe. I got this." He fired several shooting stars from his hands at Bob, distracting him long enough for Star Sapphire to land a hit with his sapphire beam.

Bob the Blight scowled at the three adult magic girls. "This isn't over!" he shouted, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Shooting Starburst high fived Star Sapphire. "Nice one, bitch!" he said with a grin.

Emerald Witch handed the Eraserhead baby back to Jesse. "Good work. We couldn't do this without you."

The Eraserhead baby giggled and clapped his hands again. "Yay! Bad man gone!"

"For now," said Star Sapphire. "But we'll be ready when he returns. With your help." He smiled at Shooting Starburst.

Jesse grinned. "Hell yeah, we'll be ready. Now let's go get some pizza, I'm starving!"

The adult magic girls continued fighting villains and protecting Albuquerque. But one day, they came up against an enemy even their combined powers could not defeat - the Witch of the Methlands.

The Witch unleashed a terrible curse that began destroying the very fabric of reality. Star Sapphire, Emerald Witch and Shooting Starburst fought valiantly, but the Witch was too powerful.

As a last resort, Shooting Starburst stepped forward. "I've got an idea, bitches," he said. "But it might be crazy enough to work."

The Eraserhead baby spoke in his strange dual voice. "Jesse must make great sacrifice. Only then can curse be lifted."

Shooting Starburst nodded. "I know what I have to do." He turned to his teammates. "Y'all been like family to me. Thank you...for everything."

Star Sapphire and Emerald Witch looked at Jesse in alarm. "Wait, what are you going to do?" asked Emerald Witch.

"What I have to." With that, Shooting Starburst flew straight at the Witch of the Methlands. As he collided with her, there was a blinding flash of light. When it faded, both the Witch and Shooting Starburst were gone. The terrible curse was lifted.

Star Sapphire and Emerald Witch were devastated at the loss of their friend and teammate. But the Eraserhead baby spoke again. "Jesse saved us all. He hero now. His memory live forever in hearts."

Star Sapphire nodded solemnly. "You're right. Jesse will always be a hero to us."

The Eraserhead baby giggled. "Jesse go night-night now. But wake up soon, have pizza party!"

Emerald Witch smiled. "I think he would've liked that."

The Eraserhead baby clapped his hands. "Pizza party for hero Jesse! Yay!"

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o tru

what the fuck is the Johnson and Johnson "vaccine" supposed to be? you're just getting injectd with shampoo and calling tht a vaccine?? i can't believe any of you made fun of trump for suggesting shooting yourself up with dish soap when you will litrally let big phrama put shampoo in your veins

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i Also bird my children because i am a good mommma bird

what the fuck is the Johnson and Johnson "vaccine" supposed to be? you're just getting injectd with shampoo and calling tht a vaccine?? i can't believe any of you made fun of trump for suggesting shooting yourself up with dish soap when you will litrally let big phrama put shampoo in your veins

#crunchy mom

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what the fuck is the Johnson and Johnson "vaccine" supposed to be? you're just getting injectd with shampoo and calling tht a vaccine?? i can't believe any of you made fun of trump for suggesting shooting yourself up with dish soap when you will litrally let big phrama put shampoo in your veins

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Thank you, tumblr user DJ Udas.

another bushy callout post

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Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

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I heard my cat peeing.

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The best opera singer

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#dog #opera

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I'm so tired of having diabetes.

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schrodingers terf

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“Nobody wants to work” yet im over here filling out 3945867483293064359469 applications on 500 different job hunting sites, each application demanding i take a 30 minute-test to PROVE that me and my paltry resume are worth a multi-million company giving me 16 whole dollars an hour. Nobody wants to work yet 97 of the 100 applications you fill out just ghost you (because when a Boss does it, that’s just how it is. But if you ghost? Unprofessional.) or give you some pointless runaround for 3 weeks until telling you you’re not a good fit because you only have 3 years of dick-sucking experience and they want 5. Nobody wants to work? Nobody wants to invest in employees. Nobody wants to hire, nobody wants to train, nobody wants to teach anyone new skills. Nobody wants to accept that YES, some people DO work to collect a paycheck and thats FINE, not all of us are born with a passion to be a Starbucks Manager. We’re all passionate about living and supporting ourselves and I wish bosses would stop being so lazy and rude and give my friends jobs for $20000 an hour

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Twitter doesn't plan to do anything about impersonators that pay $8 to pretend they're a celebrity. People are already doing it

There's even an equivalent of John Green cock monologue