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Oh. So when the Bad Kids kill a Helioic religious zealot it’s sooo great. But when I, Kipperlily Copperkettle-

#sjshdjdjdn #fh

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and look at how happy that older bisexual man looks

#fucking. god #very important people #ally beardsley #screencaps

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and what if i cry?? what then?

RICK PERRY THE GENIUS YOU ARE

#hmghfhhj..... #fh

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i hate drawing armor so i decided for forgo clothes all together

#*CHEERING WILDLY* #eftb

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friends or lovers or something else

#the them of it all #their t4t swag #acofaf

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sisters moments + a fig & gorgug!

#op has my fave fig design ever #fh

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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...

#these are SO darling #fh

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Y'all think the fantasy high universe has fantasy tumblr lol

(inspired by @orions-garden who had this idea first !)

🐀 stealthcheck reblogged steelwindstrike

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you guys remember that trend from last spring where everyone was posting these ra#ndom videos and pictures and saying there was a tabaxi woman in there LMAO What the fuck was that 😂 it was like a worse version of The Gown thing from years ago

⚡ steelwindstrike

#LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT #wasnt that a marketing scheme for that one teen band #im pretty sure it was

LMAO WAS IT? i wouldnt be surprised LOL

🐴 princessthehorse Follow

THERE WAS LITERALLY A TABAXI IN ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY SCARY VIDEOS. WHAT WAS EVERYONE ON ABOUT. WHAT FERNS WERE Y'ALL FUCKING ON

🔮 conjurdivination Follow

OP, I understand your confusion but that was very much a real event! Turns out that tabaxi was the Shadow Cat, the familiar of the Nightmare King who was actually an ancient goddess of Sylvaire who was transubstantiated into a disease. She could only be seen by people who had her disease, which was transmitted through various bodily fluids. The Court of Stars has also been putting out statements lately saying that they and other members of the Fallinel government worked with the Shadow Cat, but had nothing to do with her plot of trying to bring back the Nightmare King, since she apparently worked with them as well.

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Was it still those fucking kids who did all that though

🐀 stealthcheck

it was those fucking kids

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🦇 nightmarekwing reblogged powerofsol

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was just waiting for a meeting with my banker and i watch two teenagers show up and one puts a gun to his head and the other grabs his balls. I'm so done with adventurers bro, how the fuck do people allow this shit

🦇 nightmarekwing

One of the teenagers is the archdevil of the bottomless pit. i swear to god i'm gonna die and even Hell is gonna be a piece of shit because of adventurers

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Did you not do anything to try and help your banker?????

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no why would i help a banker

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I have insider information on the Central Solesian Area Polycule

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🔍 detectiveagent5353 reblogged alwayshappyhour

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I cannot BELIEVE that there are FELLOW STUDENTS here at Aguefort who are SERIOUSLY considering voting for Kristen Applebees for class president. Are you out of your mind? Kipperlilly Copperkettle is actually trying to campaign to make the school better for all of us when we've all seen firsthand how messed up everything is. She's actually trying to make it fair for us students, and what does Kristen want to do? Nothing! She has literally ZERO campaign promises that mean ANYTHING for the school and the only things she talks about are steelworkers of all things and a thing NOBODY knows. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FETTY WAP IS! I looked it up and looked through every book in the library! THOSE WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BEFORE! NEVER!

All I'm saying is if this school starts to go downhill because you all thought it was funnier to vote for the cleric who killed her god TWICE than the regular student who's ACTUALLY trying to make the school better, you all better realize that it's your fault.

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sounds like someone's salty they can't do a shrimp jump

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256.927.723.142

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my hungry ass could never be a cleric

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reblog to cast healing word on the person you rbed this from

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burntownsgetvans reblogged falloutboimaniac

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does anyone know what's going on with fig and the cig figs? i've been waiting for their new album for a while but their social media account has been radio silent, like fig and gorgug are still posting on their personal accounts but nothing about the band :(. they said a new album would be coming out soon last april, i'm just kind of sad and confused i guess

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that's really rough man yeah. i don't know what's going on with them either, but i hope they'll end up releasing something soon for you. but if you wanna listen to something that's like fig and the cig figs, maybe you'd like my clerical gnomance? they've been a total breakout hit all over the radio where i'm from lately and they are sooo good lol

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well, okay, i'll give it a shot i guess, thanks for the recommendation :)

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@falloutboimaniac Listen up chucklefuck go FUCK yourself. I'm so fucking TIRED of people like you who are always trying to replace the cig figs and discredit their success and for WHAT reason? I'm so done, I'm so fucking done, I don't wanna FUCKING HEAR IT AND YOU'VE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SHITTY MUSIC? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING Ddid anyone see that red thing just now

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she kalvaxus on my emperor until i red waste

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lycanstropy reblogged 123fantasydestiel

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Getting really annoyed by all the posts going around joking about Kalvaxus and the Nightmare King. Both of them were EXTREMELY serious and REAL entities that caused SO much destruction in the very real world, and unless you were harmed by them you should NOT be joking about them like that, that is SO gross. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great cousin four times removed was KILLED by Kalvaxus and it is so shitty to have to open the dashboard every day to see posts like this.

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sure but kalvaxus has literally been dead for like 2 years or something 😭. like the fact that those kids killed kalvaxus very much did make national and probably international news did you somehow miss that. and the guy was a total clown be fr it'd be crazy not to joke about him

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Did you not read my entire post? I don't care if you think Kalvaxus was a "clown" or not or that he's already dead, HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!! You cannot be making posts JOKING About him like that!!!!!!!!!!

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I went on a field trip to Hell in my warlock class the other day and a bunch of pirates turned Kalvaxus into a ship and tattooed his ass

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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I fucking hate public school dude a plane almost crashed into my house at midnight and turns out it's because of a fucking club at the school and then i GO to school and i can barely even get into my bard class because everyone's lining up around that fucking pirate's kid and the principal is a fucking kid because this school is such a wreck. And can anyone please tell me why the same kid is now in every single club i am also in???? every time i make eye contact with him in one of my clubs he runs away. didn't he and the pirate kid and their party kill like 6 staff members?????????? AND WHY IS THERE A COP IN THE HALLWAYS??????????????????????

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Imagine complaining about students killing people when you literally go to an adventuring school 😂

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

i'd rather you say it to my face than vague me on the dashboard you know

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I have been hexblade cursed

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👨‍💻 12345fantasydestiel

Has Aguefort collectively forgotten about the fact that a giant spider appeared on campus a few months ago and started terrorizing people? I'm starting to understand why so many people think so negatively of Aguefort now. I was literally there and watched it happen and then no one seemed to bring it up ever again. No teachers decided to address it or anything. We're lucky it didn't kill anyone, and, actually, now I'm remembering, wasn't Kristen Applebees there? I swear to Galicaea she was there. Is that why nothing came of it, cause her party has like 4 parents on the school staff? This place is a joke.

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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#my hungry ass could never be a cleric... #fh

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class swap au !

#THEE class swap of all time #fh

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"he asked me to prom, did you know that?" "CAN WE GO TO THE FARM MOM?!" riz gukgak absolute dorkass loser you are so special to me. same exact energy as the bad kids going over to gorgug's for the first time and digby and wilma's "we have pictures!"

#i LOVE him #fh

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damn, that was crazy, anyway, secret sylvan :)

from adaine to fabian, pipes of the sewers.

extremely targeted behavior from adaine. important to note that while you can summon rats to you, the rats are not under your control once they arrive.

from fabian to adaine, an earworm.

useful, but highly insane. i can't quite figure out what the daelkyrs are doing with the information gathered but it's probably... fine? on-brand for fabian to skim the fine print.

from fig to kristen, an immovable rod pull-up bar.

enables some extremely funny evasion techniques. *kristen affixing her immovable rod in mid-air during a difficult conversation* "hold on i gotta get a few reps in real quick"

from kristen to riz, bracers of defense.

very solid item. unfortunately they make riz look like a batman villain.

from riz to gorgug, a potion of fire giant strength.

apparently this comes in a can, which makes me pretty sure it's just an energy drink.

and finally from gorgug to fig, a mask of the beast.

styled after an orangutan, but sadly this is as much as it does to make the wearer look like one.

#this was the cutest thing ever i loved it #ignoring the end of the episode in favor of SECRET SYLVAN #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fh #aug.post

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i want lydia to adopt kristen.... i want them to eat huge sandwiches at the gym together... i want them to have conversations centred around rage and empathy and doubt and growth!! i want kristen and ragh becoming legitimate Bros!! kristen having a parental figure who is fixed and solid and there for her and not just (as much as i love him) her ex-girlfriend's uncle because that's always felt really risky to me!!

#BASED!!!! #fh

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13/03/24

little gorg

#BABY BABY BOY #fh #gorgug

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It's honestly nothing I could get my rocks off to

#shshddnsnsjskksk #fh

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watching emily play fig play wanda childa feels like i’m watching michaelangelo paint the sistine chapel

at a bus stop with an old ipod? listening to the complicated women podcast: lucy frostblade?? she just got back from breaking up with her boyfriend??? a genius at work

#So fucking true #fh

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i fucking wept

#THIS PLACE IS FUCKED #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fh #screencaps

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lucy frostblade, who is descended from giants, showing these little rats some kindness and reviving them after her party massacred them.

gorgug thistlespring, who is a half-orc raised by gnomes, using his strength and rage to protect his friends, being a creator rather than a destroyer.

two gentle giants who would have definitely been best friends. gorgug would have given lucy his metal flower in a heartbeat and she would’ve cherished it forever.

#ohhhhhh....