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Fixed it for you :)

So, you've always been soft?

No. I’m not soft, and I’ve never been soft to begin with.

#me? downloading an app just to do this and then delete it? #more likely than you think #love u brother #bother figure

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more cats, this time for friends!

[images are 4 drawings of cats: a black-and-white bicolour with heterochromia posing neatly, his left eye blue and his right eye green; a calico with a bobtail laying among some clovers with dandelion puffs floating around her; a brown tabby curled up, mouth open in a little grin; and a dark grey tabby laying on his back to show his speckled belly.]

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rowan: i have severe arachnophobia. 

barnaby: you don’t want spiders to get married? :(

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Felix unironically calls Chester ‘love’, you can’t change my mind

#they're dating

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That's a baby dragon

(source)

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Your cat? You guys have a cat?

Yes, a kitten.

She's a lovely six week old tuxedo cat, she was out by the bins when we were moving into our flat. Her name is Garbanzo Beans (because her toe beans look like them), but she responds really well to "Garbage", unfortunately.

#cat cat cat cat cat cat ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #i love her already

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We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.

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But we will miss you :(

(valeriebrooks) What about sleepovers? I have sleeping bags

I don’t know. You have to remember, you live all over England, Ireland, and Scotland. We’re in a tiny apartment in Diagon Alley. Not a lot of room.

#brother in law

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Can't imagine you sad :(( who or what hurt you? >:(

N.E.W.T.s just ended and the thought of graduation and how much I’ll miss my house is making me sad.

#i'll miss youuuu #💔 #bother figure

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That's rude, why will you assume I did something? Maybe I was feeling unloved...

(valeriebrooks) Hey, I'm your favourite sister, right?

What did you do this time, @valeriebrooks-hphm ?

#i replace all the coffee in the ravenclaw common room with decaf #also #funny thing #you know how we are not supposed to be near the lake? #i accidentaly droped the a bit (much) of the coffee there

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I think is better if you don't know

(valeriebrooks) I'm sick too and I blame you. I has plans for this week, maybe not good plans, but plans. I made tea, if you want

Dare I ask what kind of plans you had?

And I told you to stay away from me, now look at you.

#you can't stop me if you don't know #bother figure #it's actually not a bad thing

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//Just watched Endgame, anyone want to scream with me?

#i really liked Cap in this one #wich is weird because I didn't like him in any other movie

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Well....

all of those ship Dynamics are u and Chester

I’m not scary.

#since I met you #bother figure

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Yeah, my mom send me instructions and I think I did a good job at following them. I can guarantee that this one won't tear like the first one I made.

This is your other gift, so you can decorate your place with Chester when you two move out together

(valeriebrooks) Felix! Happy Birthday~ I have two presents for you, which one do you want first? The soft one or the cute one?

Thank you, Valerie. Er…..the soft one?

#bother figure #do i really bring that many pets? #also #they're adorable and they behave most of the times

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It's not a living thing, if that's what your thinking. I knitted you a sweater.

(valeriebrooks) Felix! Happy Birthday~ I have two presents for you, which one do you want first? The soft one or the cute one?

Thank you, Valerie. Er…..the soft one?

#bother figure #it's green so you won't forget us

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Do you want your presents tomorrow or tonight at 12?

my birthday is tomorrow 👀

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harry potter au where every time a child is needlessly put in danger the oompa loompas show up to sing about it for five minutes