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#ferret #Oh I miss having ferrets #I want moreee

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The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

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YES COLE PLEASE HE NEEDS YOU.

(Cole is a character from Dragon Age Inquisition, the very best boi)

#Words cannot describe how much I'm in love with this

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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

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We all know Scratch is the best boy 😁 (sorry Gale)

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My favorite signage from the NEW Zoo in northern Wisconsin.

#My babies #All the time #Deded #The big ded #It's actually terrifying the first time it happens though.

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Someone: people either like Astarion because he's a vampire or because they want to fix him Me: Secret third option here; he says what my retail-worn soul is often thinking.

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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

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Alastor's full demon form? Beautiful. Amazing. Peak. Magnificent. *Chef's kiss*. I'm in love.

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This place reeks of death.

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Lol I just told everyone in my Facebook that I'm suicidal. Rip in peace my mothers perspective of me. 😂😂

#Oh well #At least they know before I died. #They don't play Chinese whispers or some shit now cause they all know at once #You know how some families be when yku do something wrong #And your mum tells your dad and your dad tells your uncle #And your uncle tells your aunt #And on and on and on. #Mental health #Rockbottom🤙

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Spooky spirits and a pair of ferrets. 

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#Cat is cute #Kitty fits in the hole yes adorable #But nah ngl this comic thing terrified me when I read it. #Successfully went years without thinking about the mountain human holes. #How could you remind me like this. #Junji ito

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Any gamer girlies in the uk wanna be friends and talk hot videogame/tv men? I need some girlfriends to obsessively (probably autisticly) gush about some games and stuff with lol.

I play almost anything that isn't a battle royal type thing cause I don't do well with PVP. I play WoW too but again, not very good at PVP

#Gaming #Xbox #cozy gaming community #gamergirl #I'll play anything that catches my eyes #world of warcraft #WoW

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I start therapy soon. Hopefully it can help me make firneds and learn how to keep them, lol.

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As soon as I get my arse up fro. This sofa I'm going to see if I can plug my ps2 in somewhere to play dogs life.

Because SCART leads are for old people memories now and tvs don't have them 😭😭😭

#dogs life #gaming #PlayStation 2 #Gamer girling it with a game from 27ish years ago with janky animations and the collection of smells #Or I won't be if I can't find a scart lead adapter or something