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I was worried that the retired colourman case won’t be as compelling as the others - reduced just to the detective part - but then I was thankfully unceremoniously killed by a gunshot in the heart when sherlock jumped to strangle an old (murderous) man the moment he started laughing at john being blown up.

incomparable experience, would recommend it to everyone. my funeral is on wednesday, you’re all welcomed.

#sherlock and co #on my grave I’d like sunflowers thank you #also please do dance during my funeral reception #sherlock is unmatched don’t risk it with (john) him #I refuse to believe he did it to uncover the cyanide pill that was a coincidence #I’ve got my eyes on you mister holmes and your little unhinged activities #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co #johnlock #sherlock and co spoilers #sherlock & co spoilers #the retired colourman spoilers #the retired colourman #the retired colourman pt1 #the retired colourman pt1 spoilers #the retired colourman part 1 #the retired colourman part 1 spoilers

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my boy was so damn proud to say this ostentatious nothing when john asked him what did he learnt about the creeping man. just. so shameless and without pardon. imagine sherlock standing there in the middle of the living room with hands on his hips and probably some stupid t-shirt on or barefoot. simply looking forward, gloating in the sense of genius and thinking he’s being so bloody dramatic. nothing as in nothing can stop him. an icon.

#sherlock and co #there is no other like sherlock holmes #no other so wonderfully dense #you can’t just find a man like that everyday #but that’s only because he’ll be crouching over a dead rat in a park thinking of which font should he use to write ratthew on a gravestone #sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co #johnlock #the creeping man #the creeping man pt2 #the creeping man part 2 #the creeping man pt2 spoilers #the creeping man part 2 spoilers #the creeping man spoilers

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WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS???

SO THE STORY LEAD OF LUCA AND THE DIRECTOR OF CIAO ALBERTO POSTED THESE

#luca 2021 #I’M GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM #gay fish real??? #what is happening and why am I learning about it now months later #I can’t believe this what am I supposed to do with myself now #dear everyone who didn’t knew just like me this post is for you go cry and be happy #those tags are a mess #luberto canon #luberto #luca #alberto #luca paguro #alberto scorfano #luca disney

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oh so first burying oneself under the other’s covers only to emerge asking about shoelaces, then watching the other in their sleep and later flopping on the other’s matress cursing in frustration of unsolved case, but asking deep personal questions about the other’s past and laughing together a while after?

and now waking the other up in the morning with a cup of tea? oh okay sure

what, maybe you’ve even sat on the edge of sherlock’s bed with that tea, john, and looked at him light-heartedly as he was pretending to sleep despite your talking, early sunlight probably splayed on his face and shining warmly on his disheveled hair or whatever? yeah of course why wouldn’t you perform this perfectly platonic activity, just warn me when I should give you both some privacy so that you can present him with a morning kiss alright

#sherlock and co #nothing wrong here officer we’re just being gay #also do you see how I’ve used non defined pronouns but all of the past examples apply to sherlock and none to watson? #I’ve got my eyes on you mister holmes cause there is something homosexual going under my watch #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger podcasts #goalhanger #sherlock & co #johnlock #the solitary cyclist pt2 #the solitary cyclist part 2 #the solitary cyclist #the solitary cyclist spoilers #the solitary cyclist pt2 spoilers #the solitary cyclist part 2 spoilers

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I just can’t stop wondering how much we don’t know because we can’t hear it - because of sherlock & co being recorded.

how many times had john rolled his eyes at sherlock when he was being ridiculous, but smiled to himself the moment he turned around? how many times had mariana leaned in the doorway to 221b baker street and silently but fondly watched john and sherlock bickering? how many times sherlock just didn’t say anything when archie climbed on his lap and instead started to scratch behind the dog’s ears?

how many gentle smiles, cheeky grins and warm gazes with sparkling eyes? fingers touching one’s arm, hands on the shoulder or tight hugs? how much affection spread without words?

how much is being not said, left to imagination?

#sherlock and co #can’t sleep at night because of this #how much nonverbal acts of affection happens during all those dialogues we hear every week? #making each other tea in the morning? #laying on one’s beds scrolling on the phone while the other cleans the room? #washing the dishes together where one rinses and the other dries therefore fingers touching when passing the plates? #the constant emanating warmth in those two flats on baker street must feel amazing #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co #johnlock #mariana ametxazurra

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the gloria scott has just properly and unapologetically annihilated me, I’ll be posting about it like my life depends on it as soon as I gather myself after whatever in hell was this

#sherlock and co #on the verge of tears for the half of if #gloria scott the emotions you’ve created will never be forgotten #I’ll need more than utill next tuesday to recover from that #my mind is in shambles #I need to hug them all after this how can I project myself into a podcast #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co #the gloria scott #the gloria scott pt2

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okay okay wait a second

victor trevor interrupting stranger’s conversation just because he heard the name sherlock holmes in it? asking if he has been mentioning him? being the only friend sherlock had in college? remembering that the one kind of pasta he eats is penne and having his own predictions about who sherlock’d be in the future? asking right away if he’d been right? thinking that sherlock of all people was a great laugh? and have I heard being in between boyfriends???

finally, speaking about sherlock with this warm nostalgic tone and always with a bashful laugh hidden behind it? oh my, mister victor trevor, you were in love!

and don’t mind me at all, but I’m having a certain vision - of sherlock and victor in college, victor coming late to their dorm after long evening studying in the library or a night out with friends in a pub, and finding sherlock transfixed on some experiment, of course having gone a whole day without a proper meal. victor complaining loudly about you and your fucked up diet, honestly, sherlock, but at the same time getting ready to go make sherlock some pasta for a late night diner. because did you know this penne with mascarpone and tomato sauce that is the only pasta sherlock eats, is originally a victor’s recipe? and after it’s done, them both sitting on a couch, sherlock eating from a pot - they’re students after all, the dishes are in a big dirty pile in the sink - while victor watches him out of the corner of his eye. then the rest of the evening spend on Sherlock talking about his experiment, some interesting plant or a new deduction, while victor just listens to him with a dreamy expression on his face, because that’s what he has been waiting the whole day for.

and I won’t speculate whether sherlock was in love, too, because the man is a mystery to me, but I do imagine victor calling him after the events of gloria scott, asking if he can come by to baker street to thank properly for solving the case. after sherlock agrees - but invites him over when he knows nor john neither mariana would be home - victor arrives with a shoping bag in hand and, in spite of some attempts at protest close to it’s not necessary, he prepares the penne pasta for sherlock one last time. then all is done and there’s no excuse for him to stay longer, really, so he stands up to say goodbye. quick enough for sherlock to not be able to do anything about it, victor kisses him on the cheek. but he had been watching sherlock during the case and heard enough my dear watson to know that he has lost his chance. so he says simply good luck, sherlock and walks out of baker street.

john would come back to the flat few moments later to find sherlock standing in a doorway, hands holding his cheeks. sherlock being even weirder than usual, john would get worried and trying to pry any information from him, even checking his temperature by a quick touch to the forehead. but as sherlock doesn’t comply, in the end john would just shrug his shoulders and leave him alone, only to become perplexed seconds later, when he enters the kitchen.

because there are leftovers of penne with mascarpone and tomato sauce already on the countertop, while john himself was just about to cook them this same thing for dinner.

#sherlock and co #john would be like at least the kitchen isn’t on fire #sherlock would be thinking intensely and quite unable to stop touching his cheek #victor would be smiling to himself on his way home knowing there’re now more people caring about sherlock #excuse me while I’ll go realease my feelings in a cathartic scream #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #johnlock #sherlock & co #sherlock and co spoilers #sherlock & co spoilers #the gloria scott spoilers #the gloria scott pt1 spoilers #viclock

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victor trevor, the only person sherlock had been at least vaguely friends with in college, just said in front of him and john hamish watson that he’s in between boyfriends and my life has not been the same ever since

#sherlock and co #it’s been three days and I’m still thinking about it #also the word thinking might be an understatement #the audacity? #victor trevor you have my respect #the miracle you are #also let’s hope john will be able to get his jaw from the floor when it drops after seeing the level of affectionate victor and sherlock ar #I still haven’t recovered from the amount of warmth in both of their voices #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #johnlock #sherlock & co #sherlock and co spoilers #sherlock & co spoilers #the gloria scott spoilers #the gloria scott pt1 spoilers

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yeah so anyway I’ve heard a name victor trevor in the, what, first five minutes of the latest episode and I’m having heart palpitations ever since

#sherlock and co #just hoping I won’t get a heart attack as well before the end of the case #first irene adler and now this? #have mercy on me #but also please continue #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co #sherlock and co spoilers #sherlock & co spoilers #the gloria scott pt1 spoilers #the gloria scott spoilers

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Sherlock Holmes at any given moment:

#sherlock and co #sherlock love I know society is hard but please at least don’t be mean to watson #he will probably kill a man one day for you and your case #just saying so don’t look at me surprised when john will be pointing a gun at someone #these are the rules of every universe that those boys belong to each other #one day you’ll all understand what a destiny is #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #johnlock #sherlock & co

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thank the stars it’s sherlock and co tuesday tomorrow because you can be damn sure I need some moral stability in these trying times

#sherlock and co #every given time is a trying time #give me a break #anyway I’ll be hearing my baker street boys tomorrow so who cares right #and it seems like the read-headed league pt3 is gonna be a wild ride #I’m willing to switch the madness that is my life to some sherlockian madness #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

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John Watson saying you join me and my companion/colleague/friend/flat mate while the only thing I can think of is oh please cut the bullshit.

Companion is already the gayest word in existence and yet you want to salvage yourself by flat mate in a desperate try of not using roommate which is actually nothing more than just the second gayest word in existence and you and I both know it.

Who do you think you’re fooling John, my beloved sweet summer child, only yourself I’m afraid.

#sherlock and co #it’s all about the childlike wonder and awkward words fumbling with this man #don’t you even try taking him away from me #actually who’s gonna bet with me that john will be the last person to know that he himself has fallen in love with sherlock #not would but will because it w i l l happen one day #like come on companion?? are we in the victorian times once again trying not to get arrested for the gayness or what please #do you mean companion like maybe achilles and patroclus? yeah well they were gay #or maybe companion like ennis del mar and jack twist that summer on brokeback mountain? oh no would you look at that they were gay too #you ain’t fooling anybody darling #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #johnlock #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

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me, entering tumblr after listening to the cardboard box pt2, seeing I am just one of us fools thinking john and sherlock would pretend to be a swingers couple for a case, and knowing we’ve found our place in the world to be fools together:

#sherlock and co #they had us in the first half not gonna lie #kicking screaming grinding my teeth #we’ll get a fake dating case one day I believe in that with the entirety of my willpower #I beg you to imagine john trying to disastrously flirt with some people and sherlock trying to cope with all the allusions #of course Mariana I love you endlessly and your appearance in the episode #but oh the missed opportunity #the potential for a scene undeniably iconic #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #johnlock #sherlock & co

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John Hamish Watson at any given moment:

#sherlock and co #I’d die for this man #I just want to put him in my pocket and listen to him ramble about absurd things whole day #but just for a day #I’d have to give him back to baker street after a day or else the place would dunno collapse on itself #there is no baker street 221b without john watson #I’ll fight anybody who says otherwise #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

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Okay for the record I just wanted to say that Sherlock mentioning an underlaying threat of a birthday surprise party while talking John’s ear off (and this is an unintentional pun regarding the cardboard box, if you know, you know) about how absurdly in love with Christmas he is was not without a reason.

And if you ask me, when the boys come home after the cardboard box case, there will be a (threatening, if you ask Sherlock) surprise birthday party waiting organised by Mariana in cahoots with John. And John will rant before to Sherlock about something ridiculous to buy them some time, because they’ve finished the case too early and Mariana is not yet ready with the preparations. And there will be a cake, candles (maybe just a symbolical one, because Sherlock hasn’t told anybody how old is he, of course), and Archie with a birthday hat on.

And even though Sherlock might have not thought that his birthday was relevant, he will be smiling to himself after the party is over (and after John with Mariana had just given him the tightest of hugs, maybe even a quick kiss on a forehead, because this is our Sherlock).

You know, just for the record.

#sherlock and co #just making some predictions (but more likely headcanons) since I’ve guessed Sherlock’s birthday in 14th episode #this show? it’ll be the death of me #a blissful death of contentment #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #goalhanger #goalhanger podcasts #sherlock & co

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Oh okay thanks for the info! It’s just that I know bbc!sherlock pretty well and while I’ve read some of the acd!sherlock I remember the cases more than the general stuff about characters. Should probably catch up and start reading.

Okay I’ve just realized that bbc!sherlock’s birthday is the 6th of January (I hope I’m not wrong). It’s like. In five days. And I wasn’t even ready for the christmas episode on 26th December. And Sherlock mentioned an underlying threat of birthday surprise party while talking John’s ear off about how he love christmas. And I’m still not over it, but that’s for another post. And-

When is s&c!sherlock birthday? Are we getting Sherlock birthday episode? are we getting Sherlock’s birthday surprise party? a r e w e ???