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Humanstuck Ampora doodles for the soul, because I was feeling down.

#i forgot how i tag shit on here but wow

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[ I got really upset about the upd8 and went and bought a cardboard cutout of Daryl Dixon to make myself happy. ]

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[ *crawls to blog*

help i'm supposed to be writing an essay ]

#ooc

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Cronus as Eridan or older Eridan I guess?

#oh let me tell you 'bout the sea king

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typicalfuckass replied to your post: “[ Oh no u guys I disappeared to make a Nepeta blog and it’s literally...”:

(( homestuck blogs ARE potato chips. You can't have just one, i have 6 ))

[ Yes good I'm not the only one then. That assuages my worries. ]

#ooc #typicalfuckass

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[ Oh no u guys I disappeared to make a Nepeta blog and it's literally so similar to this one that everyone that knows me is going to know that I'm that Nepeta.

Good luck finding my Caliborn, Jake, Rufioh, Signless, and Vriska blogs though. ]

#ooc #guess i should finish up those things in my inbox

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SMOOCH

It surprises you and pleases you at the same time. This alternate, he's still Karkat, even if he's not yours, and right off the bat you connected with him better than you have any other troll, even the ones from your own timeline, before the game. Conversation flowed easier than even with Fef, and you spent sweeps under the idea that you were in love with her.

Yeah, you think as you kiss him back, this could work.

#inquiry #typicalfuckass

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Smooch!

You reel back in disgust, swiping the back of your hand across your mouth, as if wiping away any trace of what the human might have left there.

wwhat the actual fuck wwas that are you serious right noww

wwhat happened to not likin trolls

#inquiry #aloneamungthestars

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(kar seriously stop arguin wwith me im tryin to be sincere about my asshole nature here an you wwont evven let me)

alright so noww my attention has completely shifted elsewwhere anywway an you mind tellin me wwhat exactly you meant by that

wwas it sincere or

i mean wwhy else wwould you say that

actually wwhy wwould you say that in the first place unless you actually meant it but wwhat im havvin trouble understandin here is where the sudden sincerity came from an ill be damned if i let that go virtually unnoticed like you an the way youre just breezin past the question

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#typicalfuckass #i do! #would you like me to message you my username?

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Send "Smooch!" for a reaction to my muse suddenly being kissed by yours.

#havvin a little fun #will assume to be a flushed kiss if i get any

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oh god vvris

actually you were one a the feww people i wwas doin my hardest to avvoid but im sort a all lost an shit here an dont really knoww wwhat im doin

fef didnt set me up for anythin hell i havvent evven seen fef or any a her alternates either

which fuckin sucks because if i wwant to find anyone its her an maybe some others i owwe apologies

but you vvris im happy givvin you a fond fuck you an goin on my wway howws that sound

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Another Ampora!!!!!!!! Did Peixes set you up for this? Look, it’s gr8 I’m getting 8ack in touch with every Ampora on the 8lock and their timeline si8ling, 8ut sheesh! 8eing so popular is so exhausting.

What do you want?

#fortunesguile

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wwell there aint no need to be gettin all nervvous an shit im still just

you knoww

eridan

though hopefully that aint reason enough for you to wwant to go runnin because thats definitely the vvibe im gettin from you here kar

so i guess the me in your timeline wwas a huge asshole that wwent out on a tangent an fucked up a bunch a shit too

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YEAH YOU’RE

YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT THE ERIDAN FROM MY TIMELINE.

HAHA, UM. YEAH I’M FINE. I GUESS IT’S JUST BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN YOU, OR. A VERSION OF YOU?

I DON’T REALLY KNOW BUT I GUESS YOU GET THE POINT.

#holeyredblood

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shit i wwasnt expectin to be runnin in to you fef

uh

hey

wwait are you back to all that heiress noise already wwhat the hell dont you need evven the slightest bit a time to get ovver evverythin that just happened

T)(is is acs)(oally kind of overdue for at least one of you. Oops!!! Sorry about t)(e wait, if t)(ere was any.

Anyway, )(ello!!! Feferi Peixes )(ere, )(eiress apparent of Alternia!!! )(ow are you??

#crownsandcuttlefish #just for the record; i have read your about pages #and while eridan doesn't know yet that all the canon crap that went down with fef didn't actually go down; i do

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(youre a lyin sack a shit)

yeah an theyre sort a cute so theres you twwo upsides

still pretty unnatural though i mean wwouldnt you rather havve horns like the rest a us aside from tavv i think none a us really have that much trouble gettin dressed either

but a course that wwhole highblood behavvior wworks on me im about the only one capable a properly pullin it off

wwait

did you say somethin

about bein cocky an somethin else

wwhich for your information kar i havve evvery right to be cocky

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#typicalfuckass #yes good #i see you and i are going to get along nicely friend

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yeah that sounds real charmin nep thanks for sharin

as if i wwanted any more insight to disgustin lowwblood ways a livvin

aside from experiencin a little revvulsion right noww i suppose thins are wwell

still searchin for my sessionmates wwithout much luck though

bein the admirably altruistic highblood that i am ill turn the question back ovver to you an ask howw you are nep

:33 < isn’t it though? we don’t have a bunch of fish bones in our trash like some people. just a few entrails of things that anger us! hehe, how are you eridan?

#thepounceler

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yeah wwell that still doesnt make me any more inclined to accept that apology

wwhatevver it aint somethin i like sittin around recountin anywway an i like to imagine that those scars arent as prominent as i think they are

so anywway youre not the kan from my session

howw did your session play out

Right

You Do Understand That Under The Situation We Had Been In My Actions Were Completely Necessary

Though I Will Apologize Just Out Of Good Will 

#undeaddesert #youre the first kan ivve met #an apparently not evven the one from my session #but ill take the apology anywway since you must havve done the same thin to your eridan

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im seein a wworthless human before im seein a lady an if its already been established that we aint goin to be gettin along then wwhy are you evven botherin wwith gettin all offended

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Now, now, is that anyway to talk to a lady? Especially since I was being so nice to you and I don’t even like trolls.

Rose Lalonde.

#aloneamungthestars