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This is the best one

#it's gonna be may

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It's that time of year again!

(Well, it’s the 2nd for me, but for the rest of you slowpokes… (Not entirely safe for work.))

#the first of may #jonathon coulton #asl

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KARLACH WRESTLER??!!!

#nice

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#it's gonna be may

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#omg precious

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haven't drawn the sillies in too long

#cullen rutherford #he has long hair in my headcanon!! #i love the idea of it just adding to the lion aesthetic lol #perfect

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anyone order this thing?

#awww she looks like my girl #i love torties #especially with long hair

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the cassarric brainrot is back so I’ve been trying to figure out how to draw them again

(sneaking some spicy art in there too 👀)

#varric x cassandra #cassandra pentaghast #varric tethras #cassarric #yesssss they are so good #fans self

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#2 #i make enough for 3 but i never finish the third mug #and i drink from small 8oz mugs

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#dragon age #yes absolutely every time #she deserves it

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do you think they'd be friends

#dungeon meshi #dragon age #marcille donato #merrill #omg they would be such nerds together

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Chapters: 5/20 Fandom: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Cadash/Varric Tethras, Female Cadash & Male Hawke, Male Hawke & Varric Tethras Characters: Shae Cadash, Varric Tethras, Male Hawke (Dragon Age), Cassandra Pentaghast, Bianca Davri, Kieran (Dragon Age), Morrigan (Dragon Age), Solas (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Starts pre-canon, Outsider POV for DA2, Canon-Typical Violence, Hurt/Comfort, slow emotional burn, Friends to Lovers, Regardless of What That Contract Said, Explicit Sexual Content, Comfort Sex, Hawke Ships It, Dubious Spycraft, Remember Kids: the Carta Is Like the Mob, Dwarf Culture & Customs, My Own Dwarf Lore [side-eyes BW], Background Relationships, Skips Through Canon, Angst and Feels, The Emotional Labor Carried By One Bottle of Whiskey, Happy Ending Summary:

A Carta spy and a jaded author meet and part. And meet and part.

And then there’s a hole in the sky.

Heroes are everywhere, but neither of them really think they fit the bill. They just want some peace and quiet. Guess they’ll have to make it themselves.

Beta’d by Iron_Angel. NSFW will be marked **. Updates weekly.

Chapter 5 - The Morning**

Shae woke to a weight on her chest and the feeling of callused fingers on her stomach.  They traced idle patterns and never dipped below her navel, but the sensation sent a thrill into the core of her.  She blinked at the brightness in the room and remembered the previous night.  

Varric had pillowed himself on her bosom, one leg thrown over hers.  He seemed content to simply lay there, tracing his fingers around her skin where he’d rucked up her shirt.  She took a deep breath and he stilled, his palm laying flat on her.

“Morning,” he rumbled.

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#varric x cadash #destiny is just in the timing #shae cadash #varric tethras #my friend's oc #my friend's writing

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every time I get an email from ao3 telling me somebody left a comment on one of my fics, every time I see that somebody reblogged something I wrote on tumblr, my day improves instantly. every time it makes me feel that I want to keep going. so I just want to say this to all of you who comment and reblog: I hope you know how important you are.

stories, art, meta -- those things aren't created in a vacuum. they are part of an ongoing conversation between the material, the fic/meta writers and artists, and the people who interact with what they read and see. and that's not just true for art and all forms of writing. the whole world is a big, intertextual web made of billions of voices. we react to each other and that's how we create community and art.

every time you react to something you've enjoyed, you contribute to that conversation. every time you do that in a positive way, you tell the writer or artist "I hear you and I care enough to respond." even if it's nothing more than "I love this." it means artists and writers know their voices aren't just being swallowed up by the great big void. it encourages people to keep expressing their takes on the conversation that is art and writing. it means we all get to have more of it.

all of this to say: commenters and rebloggers, you are superstars. thank you. I love you.

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lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

#lotr #BIGatures #because theyre fucking BIG!!

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#turtle cackles madly at its newfound power

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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

#i spent most of my formative years being alternatively ignored and mocked by my peers #so now whenever someone takes the time to deliberately pay me positive attention #i worry that ive guilted them into it somehow #that me actively seeking that attention is somehow a moral failing and manipulation on my part #that shame runs deep and ive spent most of my 30s examining it and trying to move past it

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#sound on #happy elephant chirps #we dont deserve elephants