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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

#fun fact: my parents worked at the whitehouse during the Clinton administration as press #they did not meet Lewinsky as they left before she was there #but my mom has noted that Bill Clinton was incredibly Weird towards her #and in retrospect is horrified to reflect on how she looked very similar to Lewinsky at the time. #she was a little older than her but she had a similar hairstyle (dark brown) and body type. #so y'know. if anyone somehow still doubts her story then know my mom backs her up on Bill Clinton being a pervert. #apparently Bill Clinton was also just a cunt in general but I don't think that's a controversial statement. #Hillary was also a cunt which is maybe like. slightly more controversial of a statement #im having my 'my dad works at Nintendo' moment except it's 100% true and I'm enjoying it. if i explain too much i might dox myself tho.

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I get the appeal of portraying the two as friends, but to me, Chara is more like Gaster's unpaid intern.

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

#me over here with like almost all of my top favorite characters canonically dying or already being dead since the beginning of the story. #to be fair i think i kinda understand what they mean. they've just taken a really weird position on it. #there are stories that just kill off characters for no reason when they really Don't Need To and it actively worsens the story #and there are stories where the only kind of emotional conflict they seem to be able to generate is by killing characters #and if they just do the same shit over and over it can lose it's impact #and there are some stories where they kill of characters so much it starts to become so much of a bummer it's just not enjoyable by anyone #and it's also perfectly normal to not be in the mood for a story where a main character dies (or anyone dies) #sometimes you just wanna vibe without thinking about that. or want something that explores other kinds of emotional trauma #all of these are valid reasons to dislike a character death happening in a piece of media #but also it's incredibly bizarre to then take the stance that character deaths just. shouldn't be a thing?? #because there are several scenarios where they are not only good but REQUIRED. #like. there are several genres where you just straight up need character deaths. #like what are you going to write a mystery novel but instead of solving a murder they solve a petty theft or something #are you going to write about cowboys and have them play with water guns or something. #is the villain of your high fantasy novel just gonna threaten everyone with a curse that gives them permanent hang nails #you gotta have some kind of stakes or else a lot of stories just don't work

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#can do math can spell #and id like to think im funny #i would not call myself hot but I don't think im unattractive. its just not in a way I'd call 'hot.' #i cant cook but i CAN bake apparently #i do not have a drivers license i have literally never been behind the wheel of a car

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my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

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Unmute !

#cats

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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Stipan Tadić Stipan Tadic aka Стипан Тадић (Croatian, b.1986, Zagreb, Croatia, based Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY, USA) - Bodega Cat - 50 St, 2023, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

#oh my god this is beautiful #insp #fav

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Doomed siblings

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#undertale

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The image used to create IMAGE_DEPTHS was recently found!

#deltarune #really interesting that it's an ocean... considering the mentions of oceans and stuff in deltarune #anyways i really want to know how the hell someone figured this out

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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

#self help shit in general pisses me off because i KNOW it works but every time someone suggests it to me i want to strangle them #because they always give it cutesy nicknames like 'mindfulness' and 'coping strategies' and I'm like #STOP trying to sell me your shitty online classes and giving me your little informational pamphlets with that google-ass artstyle #where all the little people are smooth and abstract and everything is lineless #like ooo good for you you went to graphic design school and made your little infographics about taking deep breaths #and your shitty logo is a cute little succulent plant or a scenic pond or some shit. next you're gonna try and sell me essential oil #and a diffuser for it that costs like 100 dollars and all of it is toxic to pets so i can't fucking use it #but then also when i sit down and actually try some of the dumb tactics my therapist told me about.... it works. #and then i get immensely pissed off. which to be fair also replaces the anxiety i was probably feeling that i wanted to go away. #so i guess im not anxious anymore. which makes me even more mad. #'have you tried taking a deep breath' i need to destroy something with hammers. that would cure me i think. #i also want to go into Instagram's server rooms and personally light everything on fire with my bare hands #because if i have to see one more scenic beach sunset when trying to look up advice for panic attacks i will have an aneurysm

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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

#damn. even over a third of Trump supporters want them both gone. #this really shows how the two party system has just fucking destroyed democracy #nearly half of the voting population would prefer neither candidate is here #and only 15% actually think both candidates should be candidates. #this also shows how fucked biden is. almost another full third of republicans want both candidates to stay #and it's because they know biden is gonna lose #but only 4% of democrats want both to stay. because they know biden will lose against Trump. #not to be doomer on main but we're so fucked