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Would you sloppy a neurotypical?

they won’t be neurotypical when I’m done with them

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Male catboys of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your balls

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#kinnporsche

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one of my favorite things in the batman is that batman is constantly fucking up and touching evidence and shit and the cops are just all like nooooooooo cmahnn nooooo omg stoopppp babe u can’t touch that omgggg brooo🙈🙈

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This is so embarrassing I...

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i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

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Why does this read like an insult

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Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

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what if there were like 15 second ads in the middle of porn vids like how youtube does it

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i know an engineer-type dude who said fiction bored him, because fiction is mostly-formulaic and tropey, and you can generally guess what’s gonna happen next, and yada yada

so his solution for this problem was… to solely read serial web novels in languages that (1) he did not speak, and (2) for which there was no actual translation, fan or otherwise

apparently, the combined forces of “trying to figure out WTF is going on via the power of Google Translate" + “cultural differences in storytelling conventions” + “the inherent randomness of where the hell amateur authors are gonna take their plots”—those all mashed up to make stories that were unpredictable enough to keep him guessing all the time

then he described to me this totally batshit-sounding Hungarian story he’d been obsessively reading once a week for years

and god i think about him all the time.  like.  that is the most wild way to process fiction that i have ever heard of, but also, i’ve gotta admire the sheer chaos energy of it

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Grown up Kagehina :)

#DAYUM #i am a fan #kagehina

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#kagehina

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Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku

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carry your whole family challenge!

repost with permission @geedraws on twitter (go check them out!!)

#damn this is so cute #hq

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love is stored in the kitchen

perhaps the world ends here - joy harjo // the world unseen (2007) - dir. shamim sarif // text post - @jacebeleren​ // daidai’s kitchen - @pakchoys​ // text post - @bicarusgf​ // in the kitchen - helena janecic // letter to donald windham - tennessee williams // お仕事  - @tomokohara​ // summer kitchen - donald hall // perhaps the world ends here - joy harjo

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need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good