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wednesdayfunnys · 2 months

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#eric cartman #kyle broflovski #south park #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #my art #chef south park #tweek tweak #craig tucker #craig x tweek #creek sp #I’m working on more but just thought I’d share this one here :B

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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of course this means cartman has a crisis and comes to the conclusion that, if he is to call himself a man of science, he must accept a previously debunked myth as actually true. the evidence is overwhelming.

girls are funny. if girls cut their hair short and beat the brakes off people and help you adventure into gay men’s assholes to perform abortions on snukes and hate kyle as much as you hate kyle. girls are funny.

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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alternative post cartman and kenny discovering douchebag’s gender result that i think is just as if not far more likely.

kenny overly enthusiastically starts hanging around her. all of cartman’s dialogue becomes something to the effect of “LALALA i cant hear you shut up DYKE”

“OH im sorry guys was douchebag talking???” … “yeah its just that, like, i dont speak DYKE so. i cant understand you butthole that sucks oh noooo”

the other boys all either a) dont know what dyke means or b) think cartman doesnt know what dyke means lol

“SHUT UP BUTTHOLE! FUCKIN DYKE!! I HATE YOU!!!” LMAO

(they are still best buddies douchebag just hits him more now)

i dont want it to be anywhere because i think the bit of douchebag being an assumed boy and just riding that for all its worth with the guys is too gold but i do think eric and kenny finding out after shes a very established friend has so much cute potential.

like “just found out our awful bastard friend has been a girl the Entire Time, confused, upset, dont know how to act.”

start treating her slightly different and shes so annoyed LMAO. like they start defending her too much in group squabbles, they start carrying stuff for her, they follow her around like lost puppies, being generally cringe little boys. she literally just has to start whacking them so they stop being this:

and go back to the nice familiar “HEY. ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.” that she has loved all along

#its just such a funny mental image to me #cartman cant say the word dyke without yelling it at full volume thats just how that word is pronounced

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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Tell us more about the twins' superhero/sot personas:)

GASPS SO LOUD okay so wherever douchebag and her brother moved to south park from did not play like this. like these were some repressed indoors kids. didn't have a lot of toys, basically just sat around being bored and annoying the piss out of each other attached at the hip.

so when douchebag gets sucked into this game by butters and cartman she's all in. this is the funnest thing she has ever done in her life and she thinks cartman is genuinely hilarious. i say this to say in stick of truth she's basically just along for the ride persona-wise. she ties one of her dad's long polo shirts around her neck for a cape, takes a wood sword and the fighter class headthing from cartman and calls it a goddamn day.

she's more interested in the game itself than creating a character- this is true of her in tfw too. she just wants to play the game. she knows that the guys have assumed she's a boy but just doesn't really care and if them assuming she's a boy means she gets to play the fun games and her brother can't come then she's here for it all day long. she did not ever expect to be king douchebag but once she's king douchebag can't nobody tell her nothing.

NEW GIRL IS DIFFERENT. he wants to play but hes really interested in all the character building stuff. he wants a cool costume and a cool character more than he wants to beat people up (although he definitely wants to do that as well. he’s more cheap shots and misusing fire based than his sister. she just hits really hard. he goes out of his way to fight dirty and with spectacle.) he starts seeing douchebag come home all roughed up and in costume and he wants to fucking play goddamn it he was not aware this was an option. douchebag tells him he can't play and he is so mad. kyle kidnaps him instead of douchebag to try and get douchebag to switch sides (because they are uncannily identical) and new girl is IN AWE. First thing he does is enthusiastically agree to all of kyle's terms (confusing everyone) and spend hours making his sick persona.

she's an arcane human girl who was born under the fire moon which comes only once every century and is the harbinger of deep and powerful magic. she was banished into the elvish woods when she was born because of this prophecy, and raised by wolves who taught her the magic of family that her evil asshole twin never did. now she swears revenge on all humans and especially her asshole twin. (kyle and the boys are kind of in the dark on this backstory they just see him make this little red riding hood looking getup from an old halloween costume and some of his mother's fake cherry blossom decorations and say “okay well thats. he kind of looks like a fairy in that. he actually kind of looks like a girl. wait shit is he a girl?? does anybody—has anybody but cartman confirmed that this kid is a boy???" and confusion ensues. he also doesn’t really have allegiances (except that he thinks kyle is cute). he just wants to be the drama. doesn’t care that much about the overarching story like douchebag does.

in tfbw

douchebag is mostly pissed off that cartman is trying to leave her out of the game. again she's not really worried about character creation, which means cartman and everyone else has to force her hand to make a character and the kryptonite and the " your dad fucked your mom" backstory and she just goes with it because she could not care less she just wants to play. she mostly wants to play with cartman and kenny and butters because those are her homeboys she picked favorites right out the gate. she does NOT want to play with kyle Imao she's still mad at him for letting her brother play stick of truth. she basically just swipes whatever superhero esq stuff cartman has laying around the base and makes another super basic costume and just really wants to brawl all the time thats one thing about her she just really wants to throw hands at all times.

NEW GIRL however. well they're not gonna let him play again because after they "figured it out" in stick of truth ("ohhh douchebag's not a girl he just has this weirdo twin sister got it") and cartman and douchebag both teamed up and threw a fit, they made an agreement that new girl absolutely could not play with them. banished from time and space. not in the game. go home.

which means he’s absolutely not invited to play superheroes. you know who else is absolutely not invited to play superheroes?

#south park #new kid sp #new twins south park #king douchebag #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #my art #new girl sp #the stick of truth #the fractured but whole #tsot #tfbw #THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME I APPRECIATE IT

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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huge longshot but hey if anybody has any little questions/curiosities/thoughts about the new twins, like. [gestures at ask box] if you wanna.

#new twins south park #kicks dirt sheepishly #i love them so big

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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i dont want it to be anywhere because i think the bit of douchebag being an assumed boy and just riding that for all its worth with the guys is too gold but i do think eric and kenny finding out after shes a very established friend has so much cute potential.

like “just found out our awful bastard friend has been a girl the Entire Time, confused, upset, dont know how to act.”

start treating her slightly different and shes so annoyed LMAO. like they start defending her too much in group squabbles, they start carrying stuff for her, they follow her around like lost puppies, being generally cringe little boys. she literally just has to start whacking them so they stop being this:

and go back to the nice familiar “HEY. ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU.” that she has loved all along

#new twins south park #uh im probably gonna be brainstorm babbling for a while excuse that

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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currently playing tfbw to try and figure out where douchebag and new girl fall into it and so far all i know is new girl is teamed up with prof. chaos. the “they wouldnt let me play” duo

#new twins south park

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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also like is it just me or does the term dlc not at all sound like what it described. “downloadable content”. sounds so free and unofficial. never ever is.

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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btw cant remember if ive said this already but what sold me on cartmans side in stick of truth—bc i was really looking for a reason to side with kyle seeing as i love him dearly (BUT KYLE WAS A JERK TO NEW KID IN STICK OF TRUTH AND CARTMAN DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO MAKE IT REASONABLE FOR NEW KID TO BETRAY HIM) was that

kyle: youre too good of a person to side with cartman

eric: dont listen to him douchebag. no youre not.

like lol you know what youre absolutely right cartman. sold.

#eric cartman #kyle broflovski #stick of truth

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wednesdayfunnys · 3 months

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