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They just had their first kiss

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Me trying to explain to my partner why Sam getting an email from a guy named Jon is so scary

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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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so basically, a lotta ppl online like to posture. they want to be badass, cool, the edgy kid - they call themselves things like "freak" or "fagdyke gendertrash scum" etc. and thats fine on its own, im not opposed to edge. BUT. theres a lot of ppl online who want to talk that talk but not walk that walk, and when a trans woman online does something that wouldnt fly in a conservative midwestern town in the USA, they wanna throw her under the bus as fast as they can. because her walking the walk does actually scare them, because theyre just posturing. theyre something worse than edgy: theyre Posers.

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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OBSESSED with the fact that supernatural is trending because a character came out as bi ON A DIFFERENT SHOW! hilarious. Supernatural you will always be famous

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i keep forgetting that Super Skeptic Jon isn’t just a meme and every time i relisten to tma i have to take a moment to process the fact that he literally read out a statement about a guy being terrorised by a ghost spider, said very sarcastically that professional help was certainly in order, then proceeded to casually mention that the guys dead body was found encased in web without any tone change at all like go off king process nothing

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like this is the face of someone who’s entire life just opened wide into a thousand shining possibilities. he can’t believe he just kissed a boy and that he’s allowed to kiss boys and his heart is pounding and he wants more. and im so fucking happy I could cry.

gif from @eddiediaaz

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I know that "hello Jon, apologies for the deception" is like the LINE from tma 160 and for good reason it was fucking amazing. But the line that just *gets* me that i think back to all the time is this

Especially with Jons cry cackle afterwards. Like fuck everything truly did go *wrong* what a fucking banger of a final line to the season

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#he’s wearing skirts I just know it #gerard keay #gerry keay #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

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statement fucking ends.

#he’s so frightening. #Jonny really didn’t want us to twinkify a monster #so he created Mr bonzo #and like yeah. #If you ever catch me twinkifying him I have been taken by The Stranger #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp ep 10

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When I watched TMA for the first time and caught on about Jon’s progressive name changes (head archivist, to just the archivist) I figured he’d start to refer to himself as “the archive” when the last season rolled around. Now that he’s in a puter from the 90s, he IS an archive now, which is funny to me that it still progressed.

#tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #jon sims #tmagp spoilers

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I know that we assumed that Sam was a Jon parallel (new job, mysterious traumatic past, scrawniest brown man in Britain) but i don't think he is anymore. Paranoia, an unhealthy obsession with workplace mysteries, absolutely doomed by the narrative? That's all Colin.

Meanwhile, look at Sam. He's obsessed with the Magnus Institute, to be sure, but unlike Jon, he's actually good at it. He's reckless, willing to follow any leads no matter how dangerous or weird. He listens to mysterious sources that any self respecting horror protagonist (cough Alice cough) would flag as risky. But beyond that, he's also smart, confident, and brave. He's not only easy to like, he's easy to underestimate. And that's not Jon.

That's Sasha

#this!! #which leaves Alice as Tim #which really really works #hopefully my wife does not suffer Tim’s fate #the magnus protocol #samama khalid #tma #tmagp and tma parallels

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Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

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