This dynamic is my everything
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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Okey-Dokey
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“Weird” trans people online are not the cause of transphobia offline.
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one of the funniest things about cooper howard is he let the wool be pulled over his eyes for years by vault tech (lost acting roles over supporting them, did commercials for them) all because his wife said so (he really really loved his wife) but the second he found out his dog wouldn’t be allowed in the vaults he was like wait a damn minute hold up hold on hell NO!!!! and committed espionage to listen in on a top secret meeting between the most powerful people in the world. he could allow corrupt capitalist doomsday fear tactics because his girl said so but not liking dogs is where he drew the damn line
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I wonder how well an "It's just an empty box" episode of Game Changer would go. Just a series of challenges that look fucking suspicious as hell but with absolutely nothing more than face value about them. Then you just have Sam act suspicious the entire episode and see where things go from there. Ideas I have are:
Ominous spotlight illuminates one of the players.
Pick a word someone says or action someone does a lot. Play a little chime anytime it happens.
Legal paperwork is brought out mid episode. It's dense and 200-300 pages thick.
A small black box is brought out. There's a small hole cut in it. Sam says the box is definitely empty and they just have to put their hands in. Don't worry, there's nothing there. Why are you crying?
Randomly start saying "Sam Says" but assure contestants they're not playing Sam Says.
Drop a mannequin from the ceiling.
This has been my pitch for "Give Brennan an ulcer 2024."
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being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real
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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”
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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now
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my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor
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you held onto my heart and pumped the blood through
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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your heroes await you, madam!
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at this point its pretty much a crime for skyrim to still be 60 dollars
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