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Guess What Cartoon Character Julia Is Drawing, I Dare You pt. 2

Taken from Drawfee's episode of the same name !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Part one can be found here !!

TW: emetophobia / v*mit mention, death mention

" This is nothing! " " I feel like I'm getting a headache... " " Wait, I can fix this, I can fix this. " " How is that fixing it?! " " He's getting angrier. " " _____, you didn't change anything!! _____, it's the same!! " " Do you realize that?! " " I can't look at this muppet guy! I can't look at him! " " Okay, I'll give some clues. " " Is this...a friend? " " You must know, the room is in shambles. " " Riots are breaking out in the streets. " " I'm gonna vomit. You're gonna make me vomit. " " Are you the father? " " Y'all remember that cartoon where everyone has the same face and they just stare directly at you? " " NO, IT'S NOT!! IT'S NOT!! NO!! " " It can't be him! " " It's okay, Dad. " " IT'S NOT OKAY, DAD!! " " Why is ____ like... dilf-y? " " Put that away, I'm gonna get the spray bottle. " " It's not, though. It really isn't. " " You can't tell me that's not _____! " " I can and I will. " " It's within my legal rights! " " You need to know that it's not, you have to know. " " You couldn't be further. " " Are we done? " " I can do some more. " " I don't see why we would do anymore. " " I could stand more. " " I could stand more but also, I'm the only one who didn't physically recoil yet. " " ______ isn't here anymore. Not the same _____ we knew before, at least. " " What is that?! What are those?! " " Why does he have the proportions of a newborn monkey? " " Are you scared? " " Alright, do a couple more, give us some cool-downs. " " I'm legitimately sweating. " " We can't leave people with this energy, it's gonna ruin their day. " " We need to do the full Hero's Journey. Rising action, falling action, etcetera. " " This is my favorite bumper sticker character, Piss Mouse. " " You're so skilled, and yet... " " That's all the pigs I knew... " " It's good, it's endearing. " " I'm just never gonna be able to get _____ out of my mind. " " _______ is kind of shaped like a hair dryer. " " I'm gonna be honest- " " I'm gonna be honest, I don't know if I could draw ______ from memory. " " We all have such unique strengths that the others don't. " " American cartoons are weird... " " That means nothing. " " Just ____ but smaller. " " Just why? " " When did this become your default? " " He looks very kind. " " He's a small, jealous man. " " He's a weak, pathetic little man. " " If something needs to be physically assembled, I can remember what it looks like. " " Okay, let's get one more. " " Bring 'em home! " " Finish us out strong. " " Then we're all going to sleep. " " I close my eyes and I see _______. " " You got it. " " It's the most exhausting thing we do. " " So help me, god- " " ______, I'm getting the spray bottle... " " We look at her at least five times a day. " " Make them kiss! " " How come _____ looks so young? " " ______'s been taking care of himself, but it didn't make him as happy as he thought it would. " " Sweaty, it's called a mid-life crisis. " " You have a beautiful family. " " I don't like when they all start to scream at me. " " You went a little crazy but we'll accept it. " " Why is she here?! " " It's really nice that you take the time to do this for us. " " This is what you see when you die. " " The most true thing of all is that we're sorry. " " Sorry! "

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Guess What Cartoon Character Julia Is Drawing, I Dare You pt. 1

Taken from Drawfee's episode of the same name !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Part two can be found here !!

TW: none

" I am the worst out of the team and maybe in the world. " " I am the worst out of the team and maybe in the world at remembering what anything looks like off the top of my dome. " " Usually, I would softly refute that because I don't like when people are too hard on themselves. But in this case? No, it's true. " " No, it's true. It's bad. " " It is disastrous to a comedic effect. " " It's truly outrageous. " " Which is maybe the thing that I'm worst at. " " We clap and we laugh! " " I'm so excited, I can't wait to see! " " I'm gonna try to hide it but I don't think I'm gonna be able to. " " I'm gonna start off with my strongest one. " " Catch him! " " Okay, are you ready? " " Why do it look like a fish? " " I was thrown off by the really square jaw. " " Well, he can't take your Youtube success! " " Hey, we're one for one! " " There were layers and levels to that. " " This is a little fella. " " Wait, really? " " _____ said 'But I was joking!'" " The bar is so low. " " It's like Grease. " " Oh, that one's good, actually. " " _____, you're doing too good a job! " " You're making us and yourself look foolish! " " That was the warm-up round. " " He's not doing so good... " " The order in which you do things is foreign to me. " " He's the only chicken I know! " " But you got it! " " Don't worry, you're still doing a bad job. " " Why is it doing that? " " Hey guys, I don't think this is _______. " " I thought I nailed it. " " I think I did a pretty good job! " " That's what really matters, ______. " " Why does he look so handsome?! " " This bear has like a legion of fans! " " People can do it but we usually don't encourage. " " I actively discourage. " " I don't know what that is... " " This looks like it would be on a bumper sticker, pissing on something. " " You made him like kinda kawaii. " " That's just some good television right there. " " You're gonna be so upset when you find out. " " Yo, I don't know about that. " " It ain't right. It truly ain't. " " A sad, broken man, but a man nonetheless. "

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Welcome to Mountport! Part 3

Taken from Dropout’s/College Humor’s series Game Changer, s4ep5 “The Original Cast Recording” and the accompanying Spotify album “Welcome to Mountport” !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Parts 1 and 2 can be found here and here !!

“ Ah, we got a local over here! ” “ Take my guitar. ” “ I’m going to business school. ” “ Business is cool! ” “ I’m tired of doing this. ” “ But you can do it. ” “ I don’t know if I can do it alone. ” “ Fake it ‘till you make it. ” “ This is really compelling. ” “ That’s right, I allow room for impromptu songs. ” “ Here was the thing I didn’t like about Palm Springs. ” “ And everyone says you’ll acclimate. ” “ I never acclimate to anything in my life, I’m not gonna start now. ” “ Would you go half and half on a fruit basket with me? ” “ I think I have a plan to take it down. ” “ We’re all way too scared to stand up to ______. ” “ Money CAN buy anything I want! ” “ You’re really good at getting the word out. ” “ We just need everyone in town to pitch in. ” “ Can you spread the word quickly? ” “ I’m writing this down. ” “ And once and for all, we’ll show her what money can’t buy! ” “ This is the most activity I’ve had in a while. ” “ If you’re doing something, I’m gonna try and do it better, because that is our relationship. ” “ You keep me sharp, bud. ” “ _____, listen. It’s not too late. ” “ _______’s a great town. It’ll take you in if you let it. ” “ It’s a place where you can follow your dreams! ” “ If I’m being honest, I never wanted to be mean. ” “ You could buy your own ticket to something new. ” “ If that’s something you wanna do. ” “ Mean ____ turns over a new life. ” “ So I could be Nice ____. Or... Cool _____. Sexy ____ ! ” “ I like the sound of that! ” “ This is your REAL moment, ____ ! ” “ Thank you so much for welcoming in a scrappy kid from Not Here! ” “ No home run is worth it if you can’t run home to a home you love! ” “ Take a bow! ” “ The world is your musical! It’s just that your cast is bad at taking direction! ”

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Welcome to Mountport! Part 2

Taken from Dropout’s/College Humor’s series Game Changer, s4ep5 “The Original Cast Recording” and the accompanying Spotify album “Welcome to Mountport” !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Parts 1 and 3 can be found here and here !!

“ What is going on in your life that you didn’t set aside a full hour to get here? ” “ Nice adjustment, ______ . ” “ Why do they call me a busker? I don’t even know that word. ” “ Hey man, this is my corner! ” “ I shouldn’t even have to say it. ” “ I shouldn’t even have to say it. But I definitely know. ” “ I can’t be as mean as I want to be in a tree! ” “ Uh, hi boss... ” “ What do you mean, _____ ? ” “ I want to scrape the sky! ” “ That’s my ultimate plan! ” “ A very, very long time ago, a legend was foretold. ” “ My destiny is to be a woman who is mean. ” “ They will foil my plans to take over the world! ” “ I’ll be writing this down, cause I’m a professional! ” “ Tell me about the evil plan that’s in your head. ” “ And it represents my might! ” “ Tearing down a hero’s what professional villains do! ” “ And _____ will be right there, right next to you! ” “ Is the plan clear? ” “ It makes perfect sense to me. ” “ Legitimately better than anything I’ve seen on Broadway in the last ten years. ” “ Oh my god, I’m so disoriented. ” “ I do musical theatre for the points. ” “ Next stop, Palm Springs! ” “ This should be interesting. ” “ I don’t get paid enough to care. ” “ I’m so glad we’re finally getting out. ” “ I had to get away. ” “ Oh, I’m so sorry! ” “ Oh, I’m so sorry! They said this car still had an opening but your luggage appears to be in every seat? ” “ Quick, what’s your favorite sport? ” “ Where are you going? ” “ Could she be the one that was foretold? ” “ It’s my one weakness! ” “ I think she’s the one! ” “ If that were to happen to me...whoa...Everything would go off the rails. ” “ That’s a ticket to nowhere for me. ” “ Nothing on the horizon, no more tracks that I can see. ” “ Clearly you’re a spunky young girl who’s got a lot of fight. ” “ I’m here to tell you, the time is now! ” “ I’m turning off the lights! ” “ It’s dark! ” “ And my reign, it begins! ” “ Wow, being mean is fun! ” “ It’s the end of you! ” “ There’s something about you... ” “ No one can stop me. ” “ No one can stop me. Not even you, you’ll see. ”  “ Getting in my way would be the worst thing you could do! ”

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Welcome to Mountport! Part 1

Taken from Dropout’s/College Humor’s series Game Changer, s4ep5 “The Original Cast Recording” and the accompanying Spotify album “Welcome to Mountport” !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Parts 2 and 3 can be found here and here !!

“ Get ready for a game changer! ” “ I’ve been here the whole time! ” “ Now, you all understand how the game works? ” “ The only way to learn is by playing. ” “ The only way to win is by learning. ” “ The only way to begin is by beginning. ” “ So without further ado, let’s begin. ” “ Have you ever had that dream where you’ve been on stage and you haven’t known your lines? ” “ It’s spring but winter has left a hint of dew upon the air. ” “ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! ” “ The fish are gone! ” “ Where’d they go? ” “ Where’d they go? I dunno, but it’s not my job. ” “ I don’t write the paper, I just distribute it. ” “ Ugh, I got a whole batch of nothing! ” “ Did you hear about ____ ? ” “ Sorry, your thing sounds bigger. ” “ Oh right, okay, so it was the same thing. ” “ Welcome to the mountain-slash-seaside town of Mountport! ” “ How is that geologically possible? ” “ Hey ____ ! ” “ You’re not allowed on the street anymore and you know why! ” “ On account of the crimes! ” “Okay, I guess I’ll go back indoors! ” “ Oh, it’s another foggy day. ” “ And I wouldn’t have it any other way! ” “ How can that be? ” “ To say this is impossible, throw out that suggestion. ” “ And that’s what we’re about! ” “ But because we’re very busy, very, very busy- ” “ Don’t ask me! ” “ You can ask me! ” “ Get back inside! ” “ HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! ” “ What you do is a magic trick. ” “ I’m gonna cut this part because it doesn’t make me look cool. ” “ Very good, ____ . ” “ God, _____ , you’re so good too. ” “ Allow them to introduce themselves. ” “ They said I couldn’t play baseball where I come from... ” “ This is my chance! ” “ I’ll never give up! I’ll never yield! ” “ Oh hey, haven’t seen you around here! ” “ Hi, yeah, my name’s _______ , I’m new to town. ” “ I’ll get it one of these days. ” “ Well, we got a big problem. ” “ That’s not a problem once you see what I can do! ” “ Well, there’s nothing classic about me. ” “ Well, there’s nothing classic about me, except for my spunk! ” “ There’s just a couple things you gotta know, if you wanna be sort of a big deal around here. ” “ You got it! That’s rule number one. ” “ Rule number three, don’t climb up that big ol’ tree. ” “ But that tree looks so inviting! ” “ Don’t you do it, don’t you try it! ” “ She’s totally fine, she’s just mean. Maybe evil! ” “ Good advice for me! ”

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