Guess What Cartoon Character Julia Is Drawing, I Dare You pt. 2
Taken from Drawfee's episode of the same name !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Part one can be found here !!
TW: emetophobia / v*mit mention, death mention
" This is nothing! "
" I feel like I'm getting a headache... "
" Wait, I can fix this, I can fix this. "
" How is that fixing it?! "
" He's getting angrier. "
" _____, you didn't change anything!! _____, it's the same!! "
" Do you realize that?! "
" I can't look at this muppet guy! I can't look at him! "
" Okay, I'll give some clues. "
" Is this...a friend? "
" You must know, the room is in shambles. "
" Riots are breaking out in the streets. "
" I'm gonna vomit. You're gonna make me vomit. "
" Are you the father? "
" Y'all remember that cartoon where everyone has the same face and they just stare directly at you? "
" NO, IT'S NOT!! IT'S NOT!! NO!! "
" It can't be him! "
" It's okay, Dad. "
" IT'S NOT OKAY, DAD!! "
" Why is ____ like... dilf-y? "
" Put that away, I'm gonna get the spray bottle. "
" It's not, though. It really isn't. "
" You can't tell me that's not _____! "
" I can and I will. "
" It's within my legal rights! "
" You need to know that it's not, you have to know. "
" You couldn't be further. "
" Are we done? "
" I can do some more. "
" I don't see why we would do anymore. "
" I could stand more. "
" I could stand more but also, I'm the only one who didn't physically recoil yet. "
" ______ isn't here anymore. Not the same _____ we knew before, at least. "
" What is that?! What are those?! "
" Why does he have the proportions of a newborn monkey? "
" Are you scared? "
" Alright, do a couple more, give us some cool-downs. "
" I'm legitimately sweating. "
" We can't leave people with this energy, it's gonna ruin their day. "
" We need to do the full Hero's Journey. Rising action, falling action, etcetera. "
" This is my favorite bumper sticker character, Piss Mouse. "
" You're so skilled, and yet... "
" That's all the pigs I knew... "
" It's good, it's endearing. "
" I'm just never gonna be able to get _____ out of my mind. "
" _______ is kind of shaped like a hair dryer. "
" I'm gonna be honest- "
" I'm gonna be honest, I don't know if I could draw ______ from memory. "
" We all have such unique strengths that the others don't. "
" American cartoons are weird... "
" That means nothing. "
" Just ____ but smaller. "
" Just why? "
" When did this become your default? "
" He looks very kind. "
" He's a small, jealous man. "
" He's a weak, pathetic little man. "
" If something needs to be physically assembled, I can remember what it looks like. "
" Okay, let's get one more. "
" Bring 'em home! "
" Finish us out strong. "
" Then we're all going to sleep. "
" I close my eyes and I see _______. "
" You got it. "
" It's the most exhausting thing we do. "
" So help me, god- "
" ______, I'm getting the spray bottle... "
" We look at her at least five times a day. "
" Make them kiss! "
" How come _____ looks so young? "
" ______'s been taking care of himself, but it didn't make him as happy as he thought it would. "
" Sweaty, it's called a mid-life crisis. "
" You have a beautiful family. "
" I don't like when they all start to scream at me. "
" You went a little crazy but we'll accept it. "
" Why is she here?! "
" It's really nice that you take the time to do this for us. "
" This is what you see when you die. "
" The most true thing of all is that we're sorry. "
" Sorry! "
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Guess What Cartoon Character Julia Is Drawing, I Dare You pt. 1
Taken from Drawfee's episode of the same name !! Pronouns, punctuation, and wording can be changed as needed. Part two can be found here !!
TW: none
" I am the worst out of the team and maybe in the world. "
" I am the worst out of the team and maybe in the world at remembering what anything looks like off the top of my dome. "
" Usually, I would softly refute that because I don't like when people are too hard on themselves. But in this case? No, it's true. "
" No, it's true. It's bad. "
" It is disastrous to a comedic effect. "
" It's truly outrageous. "
" Which is maybe the thing that I'm worst at. "
" We clap and we laugh! "
" I'm so excited, I can't wait to see! "
" I'm gonna try to hide it but I don't think I'm gonna be able to. "
" I'm gonna start off with my strongest one. "
" Catch him! "
" Okay, are you ready? "
" Why do it look like a fish? "
" I was thrown off by the really square jaw. "
" Well, he can't take your Youtube success! "
" Hey, we're one for one! "
" There were layers and levels to that. "
" This is a little fella. "
" Wait, really? "
" _____ said 'But I was joking!'"
" The bar is so low. "
" It's like Grease. "
" Oh, that one's good, actually. "
" _____, you're doing too good a job! "
" You're making us and yourself look foolish! "
" That was the warm-up round. "
" He's not doing so good... "
" The order in which you do things is foreign to me. "
" He's the only chicken I know! "
" But you got it! "
" Don't worry, you're still doing a bad job. "
" Why is it doing that? "
" Hey guys, I don't think this is _______. "
" I thought I nailed it. "
" I think I did a pretty good job! "
" That's what really matters, ______. "
" Why does he look so handsome?! "
" This bear has like a legion of fans! "
" People can do it but we usually don't encourage. "
" I actively discourage. "
" I don't know what that is... "
" This looks like it would be on a bumper sticker, pissing on something. "
" You made him like kinda kawaii. "
" That's just some good television right there. "
" You're gonna be so upset when you find out. "
" Yo, I don't know about that. "
" It ain't right. It truly ain't. "
" A sad, broken man, but a man nonetheless. "
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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)
the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version
[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.
1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."
2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall
3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]
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(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)
edit: me when the one repost i ever make is the one post of mine to blow up 🧍
“what’s with the tags? this is universal-“ IT LEFT CONTAINMENT !!! I DIDNT KNOW ITD GET BIG 😭
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