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i could get so much done in a day if i didnt decide my day was over at 4 pm. too bad theres no solution oh well

#😔😔

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Neurospicy was an ancient form of divination which involved slaughtering an animal and examining its brain. (Compare the similar practice of haruspicy, in which the liver/entrails were examined.) A practicioner of neurospicy was known as a neurospex.

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god help anyone who disrespected his queen

#bg3

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headed to greener pastures  

[id: a young shepherd boy with brown skin and blond hair runs down a steep incline. he is surrounded by a herd of large white mountain goats. he is carrying a shepherd’s crook in one hand and a staff with a bell on it in the other. /end id]

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#thinking......... thinking thoughts...... #bg3

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be

#sanji onepiece #obsessed with that freak

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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

#ok WHAT is going on in tmp

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wait did marquis de sade do something problematic

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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

#unfortunately true #my afternoon cheese n sausage snacktime has become an essential part of my day i fear

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TAZ vs. Dracula is great because it opens with a horse-drawn carriage chase. In a later episode someone is chastised for double parking their Hyundai Elantra. There are magic light sources and the DJ at the Werehouse is surrounded by electronic music equipment. Everybody thinks the Invisible Man is an asshole. Justin tried to take body shots off of another horse in order to bite it and no longer be a werehorse. Clint basically murdered his character only a couple episodes in despite being told not to do what would kill him. Scenes of light body horror inclination are set to baroque music. Travis finally has a dog

#the evolution from merle 'YOU'RE CHOPPING OFF MY DAMN ARM SERIOUSLY????' highchurch #into brother phileaux being so unphased by having his body fully destroyed & becoming an actual wooden puppet #obsessed #also the fact that king arthur of camelot is just there & he's made of bones #taz

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#nope but sounds like it would kill in sarcasm #from the usa north

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just met Tara for the first time in my game! i love her a lot :)

(credit to @friendamedes for the headcanon about Gale wearing glasses when he was a kid!!)

#😭😭💛 #bg3

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as much as i hate 'mina was dracula's reincarnated love' stories, dracula 1992 is so funny in that he goes to all that abhorrent effort to get her and then when he does he's like.... i can't make you a vampire... please... kill me #wastehertime1893

#dracula

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Smells like spring 🍊🌼

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Stag with Herb Branch Mounted as a Ring

1550-1600

German or French

Gold, enamel, ruby, opals, and pearls

Art Institute of Chicago

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another house tressym doodle. she takes a nap on a warm terracotta roof <3

#bg3