#obsessed with that freak

[imperatoralicia]

Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

#stardew valley #spoilers #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 update #drinking mayonnaise #also this was during a green rain day #so folks were already freaked out #i am making things worse on purpose haha #anyway i'm obsessed with the fact that you can drink mayo #and i enjoy that i'm properly shamed for it

[doorstoplord]

Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?

#I’m crying about this #I’m obsessed with it #make him a goofy little freak #phantom of the opera

[willowcrowned]

semicolons are not only for formal essays and anyone who tells you otherwise wants to deprive you of the second most satisfying punctuation mark; do NOT believe them. i promise they get no bitches

#also. semicolons are one of my favorite fiction writing shortcuts #for getting across to the reader in a single sentence #that the character talking is (a) full of themselves with (b) diction so crisp you can tell where the semicolons are #and also (c) is probably some sort of obsessive little freak #writing #punctuation #semicolon

[spidehpig]

Prison/Ex Convict Ghost

Who gets assigned a pen pal while he’s serving time. Gets assigned to someone with a pretty little name. It’s almost endearing how they send him weekly letters sharing tidbits about their life, asking him about his life and his interests. He ignores them all. Every last letter he receives he reads with his nose upturned in distaste.

It isn’t until about the 11th letter that the pen pal program finally peaks his interest… This time his little pen pal sent him a polaroid of themself. And oh aren’t they just a dime… pretty little thing smiling innocently at the camera… He could swallow you whole. Rushes to the library to snag a pen and paper and FINALLY writes you back. He won’t let a pretty bird like this get away from him. Didn’t you mention you liked to cook a few letters ago? Oh he’s smitten now. Stuffs the little polaroid picture of yourself that you sent him into his pillow case so he can sneak it out after hours and fist his cock under the scratchy prison sheets to the image of your pretty smile… Rolls his eyes when Johnny whines and asks if they can share pen pals because he got some old guy as his. He wants a pretty bird sending him sweet letters too :(

Ghost only has 3 more months.. he can’t help but ask your name and where you’re from in his letters back to you. Cataloging every last detail about you so he can find you once he gets out. Pretty little thing should have never sent him such sweet letters in prison if they didn’t want a brute showing up on their doorstep a few months later…

#sorry i’m obsessed with him #fucking freak #cod #ghost drabble

[marisatomay]

i’m so sick of writers who proudly proclaim that they don’t read and directors and actors and other filmmakers who smugly say that they rarely watch movies or any artist who acts like an audience is stupid for connecting with their work like what the fuck is wrong with you that you hold such contempt such derision for the art that you have chosen to make the art that so many people dream of the opportunity to make the art that brings meaning and connection to people’s lives it’s unbelievably disrespectful to both your audience and the art-form and if you can’t muster basic respect for either your art-form or your audience then kindly fuck off and do something else

#i hate how rare it is to have an actor be like ‘yeah i just really love movies and going to the movies it’s the best i love what i do’ #to the point where when an actor or director IS like that people are like ‘wow what a freak…they’re faking it for attention’ like!! no!! #that’s what it’s SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE!! you WANT creators who are obsessed with their medium!!! #and what gets me about the people who don’t feel that way is the clear Pride they feel like they’re Better for not caring #that uk ya author adapting the odyssey and admitting that they’ve never read the odyssey or the iliad #that writer on twitter saying that telling writers to read is ableist #the russo brothers saying that the theatrical experience is elitist and auteurism should bow to the disney/netflix model #christain bale and any number of other actors who proudly announce that they don’t watch movies #sam levinson who talks about tv like it’s a long movie because he can’t hack it as a filmmaker like his dad but he doesn’t actually LIKE tv #like i get not wanting to consume your own work after it’s released unless it’s for research or self reflection purposes #but you do not exist or create in a vacuum and it’s SO disrespectful and arrogant to act like you do

[sun-wukong-kinnie-2]

We went in search of the moon / and you said when we caught it that / we would cut it up in two / and we would wear the halves on necklaces / and then I could control tides with you 🌙

#Meanwhile Nina freaking the fuck out cuz both of her kids are missing at 11 PM #Also Rocky absolutely ruining his pyjamas #get out of the damn creek!!! #The siblings ever the siblings of all time I’m so obsessed with them #anyway listen to nightclothes by radical face please #lackadaisy #lackadaisy fanart #rocky rickaby #freckle mcmurray #lackadaisy cats #calvin mcmurray #my art

[gojoest]

btw pregnancy freak satoru does not play around with curses anymore, no more prolonging the fights just bc he can and it’s fun. hollow purples left and right to end the mission quickly so he can go back home to fuck his pregnant wife

#— ai rambles #tw pregnancy #I AM SORRY that my every 2nd post is ab this man being obsessed w his pregnant wife #it’s eating my brain so bad and so constantly #anyway #good night sleepy time #mwah #pregnancy freak!satoru

[salty-fryingpan]

Derek: *kills a man*

Stiles:

Stiles: *cracks a smile*

Derek:

#sterek #they are both freaks your honor #teen wolf #stiles x derek #they are obsessed with each other and it scares everyone #derek is a creepy stalker #stiles is absolutely fuckstruck #fuckstruck is like awestruck but blinding lust #they are made for each other

[nerdpoe]

guys i'm sorry i've been struck with a crack prompt idea and i have to write it you don't udnerSTADN

Danny accidentally bumps into Pandora's box.

He immediately closes it! It was closed immediately! Super quick! NBD!!!

Except one plague hopped out in that half second it was open.

Danny doesn't even realize he caught it until he pops back to the Mortal realm and goes into his human form.

He passes the mirror in the lab and....those are cat ears. That's a cat tail.

His hands shake.

Maybe it's just him. Maybe he can plead being a meta.

He takes out his phone and checks the news.

In the two hours he's been gone, roughly half the population of humans on the planet are now cursed with cat ears and cat tails.

Justice League is looking into a way to reverse the curse.

Danny looks at the mirror and goes ghost.

Completely human.

Goes human.

Cat ears and cat tail.

Meanwhile, in another state, Jason barricades himself in his apartment.

None of them can ever find out. None of them can ever find out. NONE OF THEM CAN EVER FIN-

Jason thinks he's the only bat who woke up with cat ears and a cat tail.

#neko au #blame ffxiv for this okay #fml #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #jason in the middle of freaking out #cass just APPEARS like she do and touches the tail #jason's scream is high enough that cass's ears ring #gonna give damian a treat and say he gets it too #u know he'd be absolutely OBSESSED with using the cat ears and tail to communicate with Alfred the Cat better #kid over here just casually trying to learn animal language

[roastedcandies]

happy smiles

#sundrop #daycare attendant #fnaf sb #security breach #fnaf #my art #i've been obsessed with this freak since january. not my fault #im queuing this so i can go to bed without having to deal with the mortifying ordeal of posting

[hephaestiions]

It stands to reason that Harry’s holding groceries when he runs into Draco Malfoy for the first time in twenty years.

Well— doesn’t run into, exactly. No, more like peers through a shop window like a right barmy bastard, bits of overspilling lettuce brushing his arm and passers-by on Diagon shooting him strange looks.

Of course Malfoy has to look up from the till— because, yes, Draco Malfoy is a shopkeeper on Diagon Alley apparently— and see him goggling. So, of course, Harry has to step inside, as though he meant to make a stop at— right, yeah, Narcissus Needlework Studio— all along, holding brown paper packages of vegetables.

Malfoy’s frowning when Harry makes his way over to the till.

“I don’t want any trouble,” he says. “I’ve registered the shop, everything’s perfectly within regulation—“

“Trouble?” Harry blinks. “Oh, no. I’m not an Auror. Anymore.”

“I know that,” Malfoy says unhappily. “The whole Wizarding World all over Europe knows that. Only you’ve never left well enough alone, have you, Potter?”

Harry’s forty next month. He’s lived twenty years seeing hide nor hair of Draco Malfoy, and he’s never gone looking. Well, except for that one time when he was twenty one and went to the Manor as a trainee Auror for a— well, it was a routine check, really. And that other time when he was twenty five and thought he saw a man at a club who looked just like Malfoy from the back and was convinced for four months Malfoy was back in London and must be up to something if no one knew about it. And that time when he was thirty two— and, oh, alright, Harry hasn’t ever left well enough alone, not when it comes to Malfoy, at least.

This time, though, Harry really didn’t go looking. And it’s definitely Malfoy.

“I just wanted some— thread,” Harry says. A needlework studio should have some of that, shouldn’t it?

“Thread,” says Malfoy. He looks down, deliberately, at Harry’s lettuce.

“For Molly,” Harry says. “As a, um, birthday present. New shop on Diagon, thought I’d pop by. Seemed the place, you know. Didn’t know it was yours.”

Molly’s birthday, Malfoy doesn’t need to know, is in December. It’s June.

Malfoy continues to stare at him, until Harry’s unsure whether to get indignant about it all or turn tail and flee.

“Well,” says Malfoy before he can make a choice. “Embroidery yarn for you, then, Potter. Come along.”

-

“I’ll see you again, I assume,” Malfoy says at the end of what transpires to be a surprisingly smooth purchase.

Harry nods.

He only realises after he leaves that there’s no reason for him to come back. He’s seen it for himself— what Draco Malfoy’s up to these days. Nothing nefarious or suspicious, just yarn and needles and tapestries on Diagon.

Except, well, he’s committed now, hasn’t he? And Harry Potter’s a man of his word. He said yes, when Malfoy asked— Malfoy asked!— so he’ll be back.

And really, if he has to invent Hermione’s sudden new and passionate interest in needlework— well. That’s between Harry and his lettuce.

written for @drarrymicrofic’s prompt “sewing”. i just personally think harry james potter could be seventy five and still rapidly become obsessed with draco malfoy at any given moment.

#drarry #hpdm #drarry microfic #drarrymicrofic #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry fic #drarry fic rec #geets microfics #i just personally find this bit of their completely canon dynamic beyond hilarious #obsessed little freaks

[vita-divata]

Maki <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #maki zenin #I’m so obsessed with this flat brush lately ahhhhhhh #it’s so freaking cool……

[kohhomaru]

Did you lock the door on him…?

#gege giving me obsessions I never asked for #I will sign up to fight 4 arm freak cause gege is out of character to kill wish me luck guys #quick sketch cause I am actually out and touching grass! #sukuna #jjk au #digital art #sketch #sukuna fanart #jujutsu kaisen #male yandere #yandere sukuna #ref used #jjk #i dunno how to ref ref #jjk sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryomen sukuna #meme art

[akai-anna]

one of the best things in detco: conan and shinichi appearing side by side in frames/panels

another note: shinichi literally forgetting he's kudou shinichi bc he got used to being conan. iconic. it slipped his mind. oops.

#detective conan #manga #anime #edogawa conan #kudou shinichi #the detective gremlin #detco posting #detco watching #god i freaking love him #bonus points for all the times this happens 1) in important moments #and 2) when he gets a mini heart attack or when shocked #the one in ep 129 is so good too his expression is so SHOCKED in that one the true fear #but i need to gif that one #also 2 of these are from ep 32 and the case files and gosh IT'S SUCH A GREAT CASE #so many great gremlin expressions. bless kisaki eri for bringing it out of him #i'm obsessed with him. but i guess you got that part already #i love my menace of a son. dear walking encyclopedia child. a true gremlin. yes i'm saying all these very lovingly.

[gojoest]

pregnancy freak satoru who helps you when you shower. he sits you on his lap and washes your hair. rubs your back and belly and all the places that are a bit more challenging for you to reach now that your baby bump is bigger. you can handle it yourself but he insists and always joins. he reminds you how beautiful you are, if not by words it’s by actions—he never fails to get hard and he always fucks you just the way you like, gets you off before cleaning you up. he helps you dry yourself and applies your lotion for you, rubs it gently along the length of your legs as you sit at the edge of the bed, comfortably spreading and your belly hanging between your legs…you’re just so damn pretty with his child inside you and yet again he looks at you with hungry eyes..as if it’s not you but him going through all the hormonal changes…you wonder how his cock can even keep up with this pace—he wants you all the time, every day…“we just showered”, you have to remind him. “we can shower again, i’ll clean my mess”, he promises. <3

#[ ♡ ] — satoru #tw pregnancy #i am obsessed with him #pregnancy freak!satoru

[whatsupspaceman]

seeing anime-onlys get on board with kabru/laios is obviously funny because they haven't interacted yet in the show. at least not when kabru has been alive lol. & so folks r just going off of out of context manga panels floating around. but what is far more funny is how hard kabru/mithrun is going to hit them out of left field

#i know the obsession lies herein needing to find a ship outlet for peoples freak obsession with laois. and i so get it. #but yall have not even had mithrun introduced to this dynamic yet. genuinely cant wait #also laois & mithruns insane dynamic. where kabru loves to Think about murder mithrun has had his hands around laios' throat at LEAST twice #anyway i saw so much more of mithrun kabru before the anime. i am glad that people love laois so much too though #anyway i love talking about character dynamics please do not take this actually seriously #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kinda... #mithrun #kabru of utaya #laois touden #labru #kabumisu #text