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brought some fruit for the potluck

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HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

#i still want to see the pinecone tho #tumblr at its best

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I relate to Bilbo Baggins on a spiritual level

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

#i need to frame this post as art on my wall #hannigram #will graham's cock can't think of anything bad hannibal did

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so, if someone rang your doorbell and you opened the door, would you be more surprised to see a monkey, or a chupacabra?

you know what really gets my goat?

#fairy vs walrus #all over again #chupacabra

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

#i would fully expect an old one to emerge from the forest to devour our minds and our souls #nope right off all the way back to rome

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even better than i imagined

u don't need to know anything about these guys just pick based on silliness of name

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op i wish you much joy with your harry potter- star wars crossover

u don't need to know anything about these guys just pick based on silliness of name

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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

#elton john

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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

#the SOUND i made reading that last addition #tumblr #fairy rings #pineapple

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

#great work everyone

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Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the underbrush of the Amazon, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

#this is poetry

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

#meme #marine biologist

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i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

#the CONFUSION the first time i read “buck and eddie” #not in that fandom (yet?)