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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#can't relate all of my mutuals are cool and funny. #although i did block a mutual once. it was an old blog and they were posting too much about their foot fetish #i'm not a prude that particular kink just activates my hater instinct. sorry :/

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Cooper Howard/The Ghoul | Figure

#i am a ride he wouldn't survive #fallout

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#sushi. sorry but i do NOT get the appeal. tastes weird and it has the worst mouth feel

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Silver eyes

Music: Ethereal by Tokyopill

#going on my main too holy shiiit. hi mithrun hi #dungeon meshi #fav

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i shouldnt be at the club i should be at a monastery. illuminating texts and shit

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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#YOU FORGOT INUYASHA!!!!! #wait whose first anime was black butler? it's not that old? huh? #i googled it BB anime first premiered in 2008 you guys are babies

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best trope is the one where the character’s godlike power is also killing them btw. they don’t even lift a hand to kill the monster but now they’re delirious with fever. they save a friend’s life and said friend immediately finds them emergency medical care. they raze the enemy to nothing and it takes far too long to find their pulse with all the bruising. their friends just constantly having to patch them up and worrying over which feat will be their last. et cetera