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Literally so tired of autistic rep in mainstream media about white boys causing their families problems. No two autistic people are the same but every fucking canonically autistic character is some infantilized white boy whose parents are so brave for having a child with sensory issues.

#this is about Ezra (2024) #and Atypical #yes some autistic people are cis white boys #yes some are more high needs than others #but why is that the only depiction #and why are they never the focus of the story. it’s always about the struggle (tm) of having an autistic child #yk what this is also about girl meets world #my autism isn’t a curse #my irl autistic friends mostly arent white or men! #most are queer! #media enforces reality etc #actually autistic

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Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

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It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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#going to bed clean ❤️

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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"you can't ship them because they're too toxic to each other" WELLL. speak for yourself because i ship them only because they're toxic to each other. they can't be together. one of them might end up killing another. THE DICHOTOMY. THE ANGST. THE TENSION.

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Birds are Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are not Lizards

None of this is a matter of opinion or debate

Get over it

Love

A Paleontologist

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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

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people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

my parrot is a democratic socialist

my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist

my catfish believes in the divine right of kings

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my pitch for good omens 3: crowley has a bitchy new neighbor who yells at him for blasting somebody to love on loop and constantly gives him a hard time about looking like a wreck after the divorce. and she’s played by catherine tate

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Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.

There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

#noir is 90 yrs behind the times but he got the spirit #spiderverse

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yes im still thinking about nwh