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witchlaser · 2 days
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benefits of working out at home: got something idiotic you wanna do with a rack? go nuts, nobody's gonna complain about you keeping it tied up all night
(this is a layup to say something about keeping me tied up all night. please. I'm begging you.)
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witchlaser · 3 days
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Cum see the unblurred version👀👀
Twitter // OF
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witchlaser · 4 days
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The thing about chaserism is that no one has yet provided a definition of a chaser that is both 1) negative and 2) different in any way from how the median cishet man expresses attraction to any cis woman
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witchlaser · 6 days
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rushing to find warm weather fits now that it's my first spring/summer as a girl …this ain't too revealing, right
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witchlaser · 9 days
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get collared, idiot
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witchlaser · 9 days
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Do you have a workout routine you use for your legs/hips/thighs? You look amazing as fuck and big goals.
this is not literally what I do but I'm gonna just start pointing people at it because it's close enough on principles
youtube
like 90% of my advice is literally just RP's glute hypertrophy advice and the specific routine matters less than the core principles (right amount of volume, loading, exercise variations)
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witchlaser · 11 days
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hey realtalk that lady from Deus Ex who said "I order you to stand in the spotlight and growl at the women like a dog who needs a master" was onto something
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witchlaser · 13 days
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I do "vaguely menacing" all the time, but I feel like it's been a minute since I've done the whole subtle panty pull thing…
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witchlaser · 13 days
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Haaiiii I would commit murder to be able to look like you
going to a gym instead of prison is both more time effective AND likely to result in the desired outcome here!
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witchlaser · 16 days
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sorry I'm late, my fat fuckin ass got in the way every time I tried to get dressed this morning
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witchlaser · 18 days
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we're apparently continuing with the "things that you absolutely cannot wear to the gym, but really wish you could" theme
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witchlaser · 20 days
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What kind of gasmask do you have??? It's so sleek
if you go on aliexpress or temu and search "cyberpunk mask", you'll find a lot of these- they're made out of airsoft mask lowers and visor sunglass upppers- but I kitbashed mine with an actual honeywell respirator, so it's not an existing product a person could go out and buy anymore.
I'd have posted a tutorial or something about how I made it, but I'm not entirely happy with how it came out visibility-wise, so, eh
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witchlaser · 20 days
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the completely revealing barely-there miniskirt is a well-used cliche in tgirl/femboy porn, but I feel like it becomes lowkey hilarious on tall bitches (q.e.d.)
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witchlaser · 23 days
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oh yeah also whoever said the thing about armpits: 1) they normally don't do as good as sets focused on my dick so I tend not to, but 2) I should probably get them incidentally more often if I can yeah
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taking "supportive" leggings to a whole new level
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witchlaser · 23 days
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taking "supportive" leggings to a whole new level
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witchlaser · 25 days
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whaddayamean, "inappropriate workout attire"? there's a sports bra and shorts that means it qualifies
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witchlaser · 27 days
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I'm built like this btw (posts a picture of a Komatsu D575A Super Bulldozer)
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