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MJ: Do an impression of Dr. Strange, circa Nebraska.

Peter: Come on down and try our corn or we will sacrifice your newborn! AAAH!

Stephen: *Questioning His Choice to be a Parent*

#Doctor Dad #Love Me Some References to Stephen's Country Heritage #Don't Ask How MJ Knows Where Stephen Was Born #Don't Sacrifice the Newborns Please

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SIM!Tony, trying to be smooth: *To Stephen* Hey, baby boy! Why don't you come and get with a real man?

Peter: *Walks Up Next to Stephen Eating a Popsicle*

SIM!Tony: ...I'll let myself out.

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Superior Iron Man #He's a Flirt Until He Sees the Kids #That's Where the No-No Happens

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Defender Strange: It's statistically proven that women prefer men with strong relationships with their children. Strange, pretend you love your child.

What If!Stephen, who would do anything for Peter: What???

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Defender Strange #What If Stephen Strange

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The thought popped into my mind of someone asking Peter what it's like having a "fancy doctor" as a mother and gave me a wicked idea

I think I'm gonna open my ask-box and see what questions y'all have for Stephen as a parent and Peter as an orphan.

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #The Idea Fascinates Me #Stephen Would Probably Be Slightly Perturbed by Disembodied Voices Asking Him Questions at First #Then Just Go “Fuck it” and Answer #Peter Would Flip #Straight Up Freak Out

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Peter: I've had eight different kinds of spaghetti in my lifetime, two of which with moldy onions.

Stephen, trying to cast a protection spell: What???

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Peter is a Living Garbage Can #And it TERRIFIES His Mom

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Peter: One time my mom told me he was an "Oviporous mess with too much energy." while he was in his demon form. To this day I still don't understand what he meant.

Defender Strange, horrifically disturbed: He told you that? Willingly?

Sinister Strange, smirking suggestively: I knew the man was an animal, but damn.

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #Defender Strange #Sinister Strange #Peter Gained Another Parent That Day #Does It Count if He's Screwing Himself?

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Oof, imagine Stephen realizing that Peter's gonna have to learn how to drive at some point and just... not feeling it

Peter, gripping the gear shift: So then I move the PRNDL stick, right?

Stephen, tense and sweating profusely: The W H A T?

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Not the PRNDL Stick #Peter Should Just Get a Self Driving Car #Or Maybe Not #That Might Scare Stephen More

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What If!Stephen: One time, when I was in college, a magic man approached me and told me he'd let me try his magic spray for free. I opened my mouth and let him give me some, had heart palpitations for a week.

Canon Stephen: I adore that story every time you tell it.

What If!Stephen: It's a true story.

#Doctor Dad #What If Stephen Strange #Stephen Strange #Source: The Boys #Juicy and Josh More Specifically

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What If!Stephen: I adopted a ten year old a couple of days ago.

Canon Stephen: Uh... what?

What If!Stephen: Yeah, he's pretty adorable.

Sinister Strange: Are we even... fit to be a parent?

Defender Strange: You're asking HIM this?

Canon Stephen: Should I be offended by that?

What If!Stephen: My kid knows three languages AND dark magic. What do your kids know? Nothing, because you don't have any.

Defender/Sinister Strange: ...

Canon Strange: Rescinding my earlier statement now.

#Doctor Dad #What If Stephen Strange #Defender Strange #Sinister Strange #Stephen Strange #My Version of What If!Stephen is Fanonically DTF His Counterparts at all Times #And He Also Genuinely Believes Peter is Ten Years Old

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Stephen: I don't know what to do anymore! One day Peter was talking to everyone and sharing his juice boxes, and then suddenly it's always "Mom, stop hugging me!" Or "Mom, that music is so outdated!" Or even "Mom! Stop embarrassing me!" When I'll be doing nothing but STANDING THERE! What happened to him?!

Clint and Scott: He is ready.

#Doctor Dad #Stephen Strange #Clint Barton #Scott Lang #They're Initiating Him Soon #Into Their Avengers Parents Only Club #It's Time He Gets Support

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What If!Stephen Being a Morally Dubious Mother for Quite Some Time

Peter: Mom, the weirdest thing happened today. Flash kept running away from me every time I looked at him.

Stephen: *Thinking About How He Threatened to Eviscerate a Literal Child* Yeah? Wonder what that's about.

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Stephen: I haven't eaten anything in 500 years. My punishment for murdering every human and earthbound creature is that I shall never drop the blood of another living being for any reason.

Peter: *Stomach Grumbles*

Stephen, snapping a duck's neck: Well, that's 500 years down the drain.

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Peter: Mom, can you look under the bed for monsters? I heard something creepy last night.

Stephen: That was just me watching you from the shadows.

Peter: ...What?

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Peter: I love you, mom!

Stephen: k.

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Stephen: Peter once asked me if I would ever have sex with a clone of myself. Naturally, I immediately said yes, but only under the conditions that he was somewhere far away, and that the clone was fireproof on the inside. I may be evil and kinky, but I'm also a mother with morals.

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #What If Stephen Strange #I Just Decided to Make This Iteration of Stephen Constantly Down to Fuck Both Himself and Tony at all Times #He Has No Morals #But Also Every Moral a Single Mother Would Have #It's Complicated

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker & Stephen Strange Characters: Peter Parker, Stephen Strange Additional Tags: Post-Episode: s01e04 What If... Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?, Post-Movie: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), Fluff and Humor, Angst and Humor, Found Family, MPGIS References Series: Part 1 of The Evil Sorcerer and His Child Summary:

Stephen Strange was used to being alone. After so many years of lingering silence and crippling loneliness, one would understand why he would be surprised by a child appearing out of thin air dressed in red and blue spandex.

Wait, what?

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #I Did It #And I'll Keep Doing It #They're the Perfect Family #We'll Just Ignore Season 2 of What If...? #No Spoilers for That

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What If!Stephen: Peter, come on, we don't have time for you to catch up with an alternate version of your boyfriend.

Peter: What?! Ned's not my-

What If!Stephen: Listen, honey; it's not my job to judge your preferences. It's my job to keep you away from the Avengers and that damn lawyer who figured out how to follow us. So get off your keister and let's go.

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #What If Stephen Strange #I've Been Watching Too Much Community

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Peter: *Starts Molting*

Stephen: No medical, magical, or parental knowledge could ever prepare me for this day...

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #Someone's Gotta Write a Fic About This #And It's Probably Gonna Be Me

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Stephen: *Sitting in a Plane, Bored as Hell*

Peter: *Knocks on the Window from Outside*

Stephen: *Clearly Distracted* Ah, hello Peter.

Peter: Hi! *Waves and Loses His Grip* AUGH!

Stephen:

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #Couldn't Stop Thinking About Madagascar 2 #Then This Happened

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I have the sudden urge to write a fic about Peter getting trapped in What If!Stephen's universe just for the sole reason of him explaining the plot of MPGIS

but, like, terribly

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #Peter Parker #What If Stephen Strange #Peter Would Definitely Fuck Up the Plot of MPGIS

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What If!Stephen: I signed you and Peter up for a "Mommy and Me" seminar next week.

Canon Stephen: ...You did what?

What If!Stephen: Well what else was I supposed to do?! You haven't talked to each other in two days!

Canon Stephen: BECAUSE HE'S IN FUCKING EUROPE!

What If!Stephen: DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!

#Doctor Dad #Spiderson #Stephen Strange #What If Stephen Strange #These Two Share a Bed #Why You Ask? #They Don't Even Know #This Relationship is Literally Just Spite and a Lack of Communication Skills