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So Hilda season 3. (This post has nothing to do with hilda season 3)

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Okay, so legally, I cannot throw a fit, because he was in a few frames, but I'm still unhappy about it.

I once again have to say that if Bartell isn't in this new Hilda, I will throw a fit.

#i need more #warrior contracts

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I keep seeing people refer to Hilda Season 3 as "the final season," and uh... that, that can't be right.

Like, they just introduce Louise, and implied that she's got some secret. I need to know what's up with Louise!

#hilda #hilda louise #hilda s3 #hilda spoilers #kinda i guess

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Me: Oh, hey, y'know what'd be a cute crackship? Anders x Keeper Of the Bell. Especially since some people thought that KOTB was going to be revealed to be Hilda's dad. But, I won't say anything, because maybe they're related or something.

The last scene: *Anders bumps into KOTB and they both react as if they're strangers*

Me: Okay, fuck that! Good crackship now!

#hilda #hilda s3 #hilda s3 spoilers #hilda spoilers #anders #keeper of the bell #anders x keeper of the bell #anders x kotb

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This stupid fruckin show made me realise that Hilda, Alfur and Tontu are kind of like siblings, and then it slapped me in the face by making it so that Hilda will never fucking see them again.

#hilda #hilda s3 #hilda spoilers #hilda s3 spoilers #alfur the elf #alfur aldric #tontu hilda #i'm worried about cursing so much about a kids show #but like... who's on tumblr that isn't chill with cursing

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Literally as soon as this motherfucker came on screen I fuckin knew it was Hilda's dad.

#hilda #hilda s3 #qhats his name? #adis?

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Okay, so my thoughts on Louise.

I like her. But I fear that she's going to become a love interest for David in that "well... you're a guy.... and she's a girl, so obviously... 👫

And now that I've finished the episode, I lowkey dont trust her. Because apparently that's just how I am now.

#hilda #hilda s3 #hilda david #hilda frida #hilda louise #if they do it right i could ship it #but its a bit complex #fake hetero chemistry is easy to spot

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I once again have to say that if Bartell isn't in this new Hilda, I will throw a fit.

#referencing a post about #the hilda movie #hilda #hilda s3 #bartell bragga

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"Fairies are real, and they're here in Tofoten, and we are going to find them!"

Babe... you... you're talking to them. You are one.

...

Because it's a term for gay people—

#i'm gay i can make this joke #hilda #hilda s3 #also alfur #hilda david #hilda frida #frida x hilda

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Astrid: I'll have to thank that Pooka when he's next round!

Okay, well, now I don't trust you. Don't know how to explain that, but I just don't. You feel malicious, I don't trust you.

#i cannot explain it #hilda #hilda s3 #hilda spoilers #hilda astrid

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Pardon the delay, my little siblings are who told me Hilda was getting a new season and they told me the wrong day.

And don't spoil it please, I've just started the first episode of the season, I'll probably be posing as I go.

They're like grownups now??? I'm okay with that, I get that, they had kids playing the characters, and they're older now, but oh my god, I want to fucking cryyyyy

Like, I really feel Astrid, they're suddenly so grown up!!!!

Anyway, I really want David to get a boyfriend. He deserves a boyfriend who...

This post. He deserves this fucking post.

#i might've already said that #but i stand by it #hilda #hilda s3 #hilda david #hilda frida #i'd prolly ship him with trevor if trevor weren't such a fuckin jag #hilda astrid

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Alfur essentially chosing his job over Bartell (and trolberg ig) is literally heartbreaking.

#hilda #hilda s2 #alfur the elf #hilda alfur #alfur x bartell

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Why do I want to ship David and Trevor....

#its bc i want him to have a partner #he cant be frilda's third wheel all the time #hilda #hilda s2 #hilda david #david x trevor

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A fit has been thrown

So I havent finished Hilda and the Mountain King, I'm about halfway through. But if Bartell's not in it, imma throw a fit

#hilda #hilda s2 #alfur the elf #hilda alfur #alfur x bartell #hilda bartell #alfur aldric x bartell bragga #bartell bragga #hilda and the mountain king

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I just finished Hilda and the Mountain King, and honestly, the best part was finding out Cedric was Alive! I wish we couldve seen Alfur's reaction to that though.

#hilda and the mountain king #alfur aldric #hilda #alfur the elf #hilda alfur

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So I havent finished Hilda and the Mountain King, I'm about halfway through. But if Bartell's not in it, imma throw a fit

#hilda #hilda s2 #alfur the elf #hilda alfur #alfur x bartell #hilda bartell #alfur aldric x bartell bragga #bartell bragga #hilda and the mountain king

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I made a little thing based off of my ship name for them.

#hilda #hilda s2 #alfur the elf #hilda alfur #alfur aldric x bartell bragga #bartell x alfur #bartell bragga #hilda bartell #alfur x bartell #alfur aldric #warrior contracts